About Me

Friday, 28 November 2008

ABC donations

ATHEIST BUS CAMPAIGN

At about 17:00 on Friday 28 November 2008 exactly 149 people had donated 100 pounds, or more.
Also, rather oddly, at the same moment, exactly 149 people had made four donations, or more.

Anyway, here are the figures...

The second column is the total amount donated, in UK pounds.
The third column is the total number of donations.
The last column is the person's name.

Donors who have donated at least 100 pounds.

      1:   7,659.00  65 Simon Bishop
      2:   1,500.00   1 tony evans
      3:   1,300.00  21 Ben
      4:   1,000.00   1 Augusto Minoja
      5:   1,000.00   1 Labi Siffre
      6:     732.60   2 Dr Doctor
      7:     550.00   1 Felix Riley
      8:     548.17  52 Anonymous
      9:     525.00   1 Paul Ockenden
     10:     500.00   1 John Lambert
     11:     500.00   1 Peter Dunphy
     12:     500.00   1 R Taylor
     13:     500.00   1 TimS
     14:     500.00   1 AC Grayling
     15:     405.00  18 Simon G
     16:     370.00  20 Matt
     17:     335.00   3 Alan Clayton
     18:     300.00   1 AllenR
     19:     300.00  17 Anon
     20:     285.00  14 nick
     21:     256.00  21 James
     22:     250.00   1 SkiCarver
     23:     250.00   1 skd
     24:     250.00   1 Martin Redston
     25:     233.00  25 Paul
     26:     225.00  14 martin
     27:     221.00  18 Mark
     28:     220.00   5 Flying Spaghetti Monster
     29:     215.00   3 Ariane Sherine
     30:     205.00  16 Richard
     31:     202.00  16 Simon
     32:     200.00   1 Jops
     33:     200.00   1 Florian von Oppenheim
     34:     200.00   1 Sean Tyrer
     35:     200.00   1 Lewis Iffa
     36:     200.00   1 Cheryl
     37:     200.00   2 Alastair Colvin
     38:     200.00   1 FCS
     39:     190.00  17 David
     40:     185.00  10 Tim
     41:     178.00  12 Andrew
     42:     177.00  12 Dave
     43:     170.00  10 Mike
     44:     165.00   9 Helen
     45:     162.00   9 adam
     46:     160.00   2 Fitz
     47:     159.00  14 Jon
     48:     150.00   1 Dalek
     49:     145.00  15 John
     50:     140.00   4 Alan
     51:     140.00   7 Harry
     52:     138.55  16 Alex
     53:     136.66  10 Tony
     54:     132.66  17 Phil
     55:     132.00   9 Peter
     56:     127.07  62 Malcolm Dodd
     57:     127.00  12 Chris
     58:     127.00  12 Steve
     59:     125.00   1 Chris Coltrane
     60:     123.00   1 fritz
     61:     123.00  17 Tom
     62:     120.00   2 Andres
     63:     119.00  14 pete
     64:     114.00   4 charles
     65:     112.00   3 Chris W
     66:     110.00   2 Richard Winter
     67:     110.00   2 Geoff H
     68:     110.00   2 Paul R
     69:     110.00   5 Liz
     70:     110.00   2 Johnny
     71:     110.00   2 Veronique
     72:     110.00   2 Andy C
     73:     106.00  12 Michael
     74:     102.00  10 Al
     75:     102.00   2 j.mills
     76:     102.00   7 Graham
     77:     100.11  25 stevied
     78:     100.00   1 justin wilson
     79:     100.00   1 Oli Sharpe
     80:     100.00   1 Christopher Fothergill
     81:     100.00   1 Gerhard
     82:     100.00   1 Steve Hayes
     83:     100.00   1 Maxamillian John
     84:     100.00   1 orla brady
     85:     100.00   1 Pam and Roger Frost
     86:     100.00   1 Jonathan Harris
     87:     100.00   1 Bertrand Russell
     88:     100.00   1 Judith George
     89:     100.00   1 Hetzi
     90:     100.00   1 Ted Bayne
     91:     100.00   1 Stephen Harris
     92:     100.00   1 roger terry
     93:     100.00   2 Baiguk
     94:     100.00   1 Alf Melin
     95:     100.00   1 Linds
     96:     100.00   1 Alex McGuire
     97:     100.00   1 NateScham
     98:     100.00   1 Neil Aspinall
     99:     100.00   1 Lee Gledhill
    100:     100.00   1 Steve Sohmer
    101:     100.00   1 JBM
    102:     100.00   1 Bass Tyrrell
    103:     100.00   1 Gus and Teen Macdonald
    104:     100.00   1 Murdo
    105:     100.00   1 richard denton
    106:     100.00   1 Charlie Brooker
    107:     100.00   2 Lisa Power
    108:     100.00   1 Steve Hill
    109:     100.00   1 Chivers Jelly
    110:     100.00   1 Lorna Doone
    111:     100.00   1 Raphael R. Maiopoulos
    112:     100.00   1 Tom Croll
    113:     100.00   1 Derek M
    114:     100.00   1 Arthur Edelstein
    115:     100.00   1 Michael Young Fund
    116:     100.00   1 Will Tiernan
    117:     100.00   1 Kev Senior
    118:     100.00   1 Richard Gustard
    119:     100.00   1 Simon Perry
    120:     100.00   1 Will Wyatt
    121:     100.00   1 Ben Nightingale
    122:     100.00   1 daniel abineri
    123:     100.00   1 Albert T Rigo
    124:     100.00   1 Jon Worth
    125:     100.00   5 Scott
    126:     100.00   1 Farmer John & Rational
    127:     100.00   1 Tom Beaton
    128:     100.00   1 Blackers
    129:     100.00   1 H Joshi
    130:     100.00   1 Ybnrmol
    131:     100.00   1 Robert Ashby
    132:     100.00   1 Andy F
    133:     100.00   1 Adele Wainwright
    134:     100.00   1 Goodheretic
    135:     100.00   1 Adam Rutherford
    136:     100.00   1 David Markwell
    137:     100.00   1 M&M
    138:     100.00   1 zeno2
    139:     100.00   1 Mark Burton
    140:     100.00   1 David Fell
    141:     100.00   1 David James Humphreys
    142:     100.00   1 Philip Hands
    143:     100.00   1 The Dawktor
    144:     100.00   1 gordyboy
    145:     100.00   1 Jim L
    146:     100.00   1 David Walker
    147:     100.00   1 AbuEdik
    148:     100.00   1 John Cole
    149:     100.00   1 David Hughes

People who have made at least FOUR donations

      1:   7,659.00  65 Simon Bishop
      2:     127.07  62 Malcolm Dodd
      3:     548.17  52 Anonymous
      4:     233.00  25 Paul
      5:     100.11  25 stevied
      6:   1,300.00  21 Ben
      7:     256.00  21 James
      8:     370.00  20 Matt
      9:     405.00  18 Simon G
     10:     221.00  18 Mark
     11:     123.00  17 Tom
     12:     300.00  17 Anon
     13:     190.00  17 David
     14:     132.66  17 Phil
     15:     138.55  16 Alex
     16:     202.00  16 Simon
     17:     205.00  16 Richard
     18:      53.00  15 Steve in OZ
     19:     145.00  15 John
     20:     225.00  14 martin
     21:      28.00  14 unHolier than thou
     22:     159.00  14 Jon
     23:     119.00  14 pete
     24:     285.00  14 nick
     25:     177.00  12 Dave
     26:     178.00  12 Andrew
     27:     106.00  12 Michael
     28:      45.00  12 Orlando
     29:     127.00  12 Chris
     30:      93.14  12 Andy
     31:      68.00  12 Alison
     32:     127.00  12 Steve
     33:      95.00  12 Rob
     34:      36.00  11 Ste Bentley
     35:      55.00  11 Andrea
     36:      28.00  11 Gordon Livesey
     37:     102.00  10 Al
     38:     170.00  10 Mike
     39:     185.00  10 Tim
     40:      93.66  10 Dan
     41:      97.34  10 Jonathan
     42:      75.00  10 Neil
     43:      87.00  10 God
     44:     136.66  10 Tony
     45:     132.00   9 Peter
     46:     165.00   9 Helen
     47:      18.00   9 NOTORI.CO.UK
     48:      77.00   9 Sam
     49:     162.00   9 adam
     50:      21.00   9 Sarah Christie
     51:      27.42   8 Richard Williams
     52:      75.00   8 Ed
     53:      22.00   8 Vince Rautenbach
     54:      70.00   8 Stuart
     55:      62.00   8 Brian
     56:      42.39   8 Chris Jackson
     57:      67.00   7 Iain
     58:      91.00   7 Bob
     59:      65.00   7 Daniel
     60:     102.00   7 Graham
     61:      53.00   7 Doug White
     62:      28.00   7 Pastafarian
     63:      51.00   7 Jesus
     64:      33.00   7 Pino Carafa (rozeboosje)
     65:     140.00   7 Harry
     66:      75.00   7 anna
     67:      75.00   7 joe
     68:      68.00   7 Susan Hazell
     69:      33.00   7 Dave Worrall
     70:      39.50   6 George
     71:      67.00   6 Charlie
     72:      39.00   6 Laura
     73:      21.50   6 Garry Marlowe
     74:      32.00   6 Jo
     75:      85.00   6 Marcus
     76:      85.00   6 Sarah
     77:      85.00   6 Ian
     78:      60.00   6 Clare
     79:      13.00   5 Peter Angus
     80:      21.22   5 Michelle
     81:      25.00   5 Steve D
     82:      50.00   5 JC
     83:      75.00   5 Jake
     84:      82.00   5 geoff
     85:     100.00   5 Scott
     86:      52.00   5 Nic
     87:      22.00   5 Mark Stretton
     88:      65.00   5 Keith
     89:      26.00   5 The Pope
     90:      30.00   5 Gavin
     91:      30.00   5 Sarah Palin
     92:     110.00   5 Liz
     93:      30.00   5 Andy B
     94:      18.00   5 Richard Bembridge
     95:     220.00   5 Flying Spaghetti Monster
     96:      35.00   5 Jim
     97:      40.00   5 Rich
     98:      40.00   5 Will
     99:      32.00   5 Ali
    100:      33.00   5 Mark S
    101:      35.00   5 cath
    102:      26.51   5 Gareth Edwards
    103:      28.00   5 Clive Tooth
    104:      47.00   5 Rowan Williams
    105:      16.00   5 Nick ramsay
    106:      40.00   5 Lucy
    107:      45.00   4 James H
    108:      22.00   4 Karl Savage
    109:      45.00   4 Chris Whittleston
    110:      75.00   4 John Bowman
    111:      40.00   4 Eric
    112:      40.00   4 Robert
    113:      25.61   4 Mike Newman
    114:      40.00   4 derek
    115:      16.00   4 Ken Austin
    116:      40.00   4 Brent
    117:      40.00   4 Jenny
    118:      46.66   4 Stephen
    119:      40.00   4 Darren
    120:      16.00   4 Pat
    121:      80.00   4 John Wiltshire
    122:      30.00   4 Justin
    123:      45.00   4 Bill
    124:      50.00   4 woody
    125:      30.00   4 Karen Boother
    126:      30.00   4 Emma
    127:      14.00   4 Dog
    128:      14.00   4 Danphobic
    129:      27.00   4 Hamster
    130:      25.00   4 Thomas Lion
    131:      25.00   4 Jane
    132:      55.00   4 nigel
    133:      74.00   4 Robin
    134:      70.00   4 VG
    135:      19.00   4 Tim S
    136:      19.00   4 Jan
    137:      35.00   4 MsD
    138:      24.00   4 Gary Heron
    139:      24.00   4 Helen Heenan
    140:      30.00   4 JR
    141:      32.00   4 max
    142:      30.00   4 Shaun
    143:     114.00   4 charles
    144:       8.06   4 TedP
    145:     140.00   4 Alan
    146:       8.00   4 troy
    147:      20.00   4 Rachel
    148:       8.00   4 A rational being
    149:       8.00   4 Jon Britton

End of document

Friday, 14 November 2008

Questions to god

The Alpha course
has made the following invitation:

"If God did exist what would you ask?"

By the afternoon of Friday 14 November 2008 there were about 4,700 questions.
Here is the list of questions, in alphabetical order:

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"9 out of ten badgers prefer Pepsi" - is this true?

"If God 'did' exist?"You are suggesting he doesn't!!!! Thanks

"Thanks."

.... and then "Not until the tenth generation may your children enter the assembly of the Lord."

1 Is the church corrupted? 2 Did John Paul I get assassinated by the church?

1) Why did you make vegetarians?2) Why are they ignorant of their canine teeth?

1) Why have you never done anything whatsoever?2) Why do you want millions of people to tell you how wonderful you are?

1. why are you a moron2. why are you FAKE

2 qestions are u going to answer this and is there another dimention

2 questions are you going to answer these questions and do dragons exist

42? seriously?

A heroin dealer is always your friend at first. Then he will suck you dry. Discuss.

Lighthouses are more helpful than churches. - Benjamin Franklin

absolutely nothing. It's a hypothetical question based on no facts whatsoever.

According to history there were 21 people born to virgin births, twenty of them before christ. Please explain

According to your Bible, I should have been stoned to death long ago. You're letting yourself go; I'm still alive.

advertising works, marketing works - is that all alpha is?

after life?

After youve picked your nose do you; (i) wipe it, (ii) flick it or (iii) eat it?

Again. You think it's a success, 2 million have been on an alpha course, when 58.5 million haven't?

Am I a good person?

Am I a pretty girl?

Am I at the right stop for the atheist bus?

am i coming to heaven when i die?

Am i destined to become a police officer?

am i doing ok?

am i funky?

am i gay

am i gay?

am i going to go to heaven or hell?

am i going to hell

Am I good enough

am i lovely?

Am I on the right course?

am i on the right path or have i lost my way?

Am I part of some grand design, or here to simply live out my days?

am i ready

Am I the only one asking tricky questions or are the tough issues being edited off this website?

Am I useful?

Am I wasting my time writing this message?

am I worthy?

AM I YOU?

Am I your son?

An atheist does not seek forgiveness for they do not believe, im fifteen and I know that you ass.

and what would he ask me?

Angelina Jolie or Liv Tyler? GO!

Any chance of the lotto numbers?

Any old iron? Any old iron? Any any any old iron?

Any regrets?

Any tips for the 4.20 at Haydock Park?

any way you could give me a bit of guidance here?

are aliens real

Are all religions true or just one? Or are they all inaccurate?

are all the answers to lifes most difficult questions, found in the bible?

Are all your different religions a scam to make some "believers" lots of money? Eh?

Are Alpha courses indoctrinating the vulnerable into a life of superstitious lies?

Are animals just as important as humans in heaven?

Are badgers better than squirrels?

Are badgers radioactive?

Are Christians ever affraid of death?

are dinosawrs your creation?

Are disabled people still disabled in heaven?

Are Evolution and Christianity compatible ?

are goddies frightened of hell cos it's full of slugs and spiders?

are hearts better than hibs

Are lightening storms just you touching metal door knobs after walking on some carpet?

Are Norn Iron ever going to qualify for the world cup for the fourth time?

are other people as lucky as me to have such a loving family

are people actually going to get proper answers to these questions?

Are religious leaders megalomaniacs?

are the hands that help better far than lips that pray

are the september 11th bombers in heaven?

Are there badgers on Mars?

are there different grades of sin?

Are there others, alians i mean?

are u gay

are u real

are u real?

Are we alone in the universe?

Are we merely an ego boost that went wrong?!

Are we on this earth to be judged by our actions? or is it to learn from our actions that you judge?

are we only aliens in the universe?

are we ready

are we to say the Lord;s prayer in our churches Our Pastor says it is just babbling and refusing to say it Is this right?

Are you a bit embarrassed about the OT references to the Nephilim? I used to be when I followed you.

Are you a boy or a girl?

are you a chick?

Are you a Christian?

Are you a fan of Douglas Adams?

Are you a fan of Slipknot?

are you a leeds united fan

are you a man

are you a man or a woman

Are you a man or a woman?

Are you a tree?

Are you a virgin?

are you a woman?

Are you able to fabricate a bolder so larger that even you cannot lift it.

Are you able to stop hurt inside of me

Are you active or passive or both?

Are you actually Elvis?

Are you actually the Christian God?

are you all good?

Are you alone or there are other gods?

Are you an astronaut with modern technologies at hand?

are you as lame as i think?

Are you Barry Scott?

Are you black?

Are you Black?

Are you by my side, when I feel most alone?

are you called andy?

are you capable of independent thought

Are you chewing?

Are you concerned about the level of superstition and scientific ignorance in your followers?

Are you deliberately sadistic or are you just mental?

Are you embarrassed that otherwise apparently intelligent people believe in you?

are you female or male?

are you gay

are you gay

Are you gay ?

Are you gay?

are you gay?

Are you gay?

are you gay?

are you gay?

Are you gay? Is that why you hate gays, are you in denial?

are you going to answer my previous question?

Are you going to do anything about the fact that you are rapidly becoming obsolete?

Are you going to punish the Atheist Bus donators?

Are you going to save the polar bears?

Are you going to Scarborough Fayre?

Are you going to thank me for not revealing my atheism to my 6 year old? I don't want to stop him believing is Santa etc....yet.

are you happy with wat man has acheived

Are you hung?

Are you in dispute with god.com over domain ownership?

Are you lonely?

Are you lonesome tonight?

are you mad

are you made of atoms

are you male or female

are you male?

Are you Morgan Freeman?

are you my father?

Are you on facebook?

Are you on Facebook??

Are you part of the Toronto Blessing?

Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

Are YOU paying too much for YOUR car insurance?

Are you pleased with the results of your Baby P experiment?

Are you racist as much as some of your followers e.g. The KKK and if you are not are you Black and Gay?

are you real

are you real

are you real if so where is the evidance to confirm all this

Are you real. because everything points to you not being real.

are you real?

are you real?

Are you really as hot as Alanis Morissette, or was that just favourable casting?

Are you really Brian Clough?

are you really god?

Are you really happy for this ghastly Alpha lot to speak on your behalf?

Are you really speaking to the weird guy who hangs out on my street telling us all to "repent"?

Are you realy with me always?

Are you responsible for this mess?

Are you sad? The microtome of reason carves away.Soon the only people who believe in you will be e.g. Sarah Palin voters.

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you shy or something? I think there's a pill for that now.

Are you sick of Bill Hicks yet?

Are you superstitious?

Are you the Christian god, the Jewish god or the Muslim god?

ARE YOU THE CREATOR OF LIFE?

Are you the dude with the "three wishes" deal?

Are you the last of the dinosaurs?

Are you the 'uncaused cause'?

are you there?

are you there?

are you there?

are you there?

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Are you trying to turn out planet into a personal amusement park with a medieval theme?

are you very right wing?

Are you willing to prevent evil, but not able?Are you able, but not willing?Are you able and willing?Why are you called god?

Are you writing a sequel to The Bible? I haven't read it myself but saw the film and it was great.

Are your earthly follers correct about who and what you are? Or they just don't have a clue?

Are your friends on the Alpha Course going to give us answers to any of these these questions? When? Where?

Aren't women's elbows lovely?

Aren't you a figment of my imagination that I frankly should have outgrown many centuries ago?

Aren't you angry that the Alpha Course are lending your name to a glorified magic 8-ball? Isn't that kinda blasphemous?

aren't you ashamed of yourself

Aren't you embarrassed to be mates with George Bush?

Aren't you sick of hearing all these questions?

As an essentially asexual entity, why do you so often insist on being referred to in the masculine?

as christians are you allowed to go to pubs and clubs and dances

As the people on the Alpha Course are very open to suggestion, If I turn up could I blag a blowey?

As we appear to be made for your amusement, are you enjoying the DR Congo situation?

As you appear made us purely for your own amusement, how amusing are you finding the violence in the Congo at the minute?

As you are omnipresent, does that mean you have to pay taxes in every country, or can you pretend to be elsewhere?

As you made us for your own amusement, how amusing are you finding the violence in the DR Congo?

ask him how my dad is

ASL?

at 13 can i drive a car

at 13 can i hold a gun and do drugs

At what point in ancient history did our ancestors start getting souls?

at what stage do you start to consider something human - sperm, ovum, 1 cell, 2 cells, 4 cells and why ?

At what stage in our evolution did we develop the ability to experience eternal life in heaven or hell?

atheist bus

Bad wording! IF? DID? I do ask God to help me to always show His love to all I meet along the way.

Bagpipes. Are they really necessary?

Baptist or Presbyterian?

Beans on toast or chip butty?

Beans or hoops?

Before all religions when the laws of God weren't known people couldn't have been obedient to God so did they make it to heaven?

Being all knowing and all powerful, is this really the best you could do?

Big Issue, sir?

Bite me

buddhism

Burnley? On penalties?

But what about the babel fish?

But, s/he doesn't. You'll all get locked up if you keep talking to yourselves like this.

Ca you create a weight that you can't lift?

can a christian be a mason?

can animals sneeze

Can any of us truly love?

can anyone be forgiven anything, no matter how bad?

can anything ever out sell hotcakes?

Can every noun be verbed?

can gay people go to heaven?

can god fill the hole

can God make a stone which he can't lift up?

Can he sort out the current Credit Crisis ?

Can he stop telling me to kill people.

Can I and people I know can go to heaven?

Can I be a christian if I don't believe in creationism?

can I be a dolphin?

can I be a god as well? :3

can i be god one day.

can i be god?

Can I be loved unconditionally?

can i be rich

can i become a vampire

can i believe everything in the bible?

can i book a balcony seat for the judgement day matinee please?

Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

Can I borrow a fiver till wednesday?

Can I borrow a tenner?

Can I call you Gozza?

Can I call you Tracey?

Can I call you Yahweh?

Can I come to heaven please?

Can I do any good by looking for answers on my knees with my eyes shut?

can i fly?

Can I get 20p of you for a cup of tea?

can i get off the naughty chair yet?

can I get out of this mess?

can i go back and make a difference

can i go over my friends because my mum grounded me but a yrs from u will unground me

can i have a faith even though i am gay

Can i have a house made of cookies?

can i have a magic porrige pot too?

Can I have a plate of chips ?

Can I have a pony?

can I have a refund?

Can I have a toy Atheist bus for Christmas?

can i have courage to change?

can i have jonny depp for christmas?

Can I have lunch now?

Can I have more money please?

Can I have more of you?

can i have my ball back please?

can i have some money?

can i have some pocket money to go to the pictures?

Can I have the lottery numbers of tomorrow's national-lottery? I dont mind sharing a bit with you ;)

can i have your autograph?

Can I have your autograph?

Can I marry a badger?

can i overcome my lethargy

Can I see the Alpha Course accounts please?

can i see you

can i stay with you now?

Can I suggest a bit more evidence next time?

Can i visit heaven and tell the people about my experience?

Can I vote you out of office

Can I win the lottery, please?

can i win the lottery?

can it b hugs time now plz

Can Jesus come out to play?

can objectivity exist?

can someone be forgiven for murder?

Can the Pope be trusted?

Can there be Life before Death? Are Pork sausages healthier than Beef sausages? Does my bum look big in this?

CAN U HEAR ME?

can u help me on my homework?

can u help me robbing a bank

can u tell why me got arthritus

Can we chillz out?

can we trust the pope

can you ansawer al of myv qestions on myb sheet other wise i will get a detention so get to work minion

Can you change your mind? If you can, then you would've known you'd do it - so you wouldn't be changing it! QED

Can you commit suicide?

Can you confirm the exact date and time, approximately 6,000 years ago, when you created the universe?

Can you create a boulder so big you can't lift it?

Can you create a boulder that you cannot lift?

can you create a rock so heavy you cannot lift it?

Can you create a rock that is so heavy you are unable to lift it?

Can you create a stone so heavy that even you cannot lift it?

Can you cure my Stomach Cancer

Can you do a Mill's Mess?

Can you do us all a favourand stop people believing in you, in any form so we can be a secular world... please?

can you explain how we have evidence of the big bang?

Can you forgive me?

Can you get rid of Birmingham, it's rubbish?

can you get the next round in?

Can you get treatment for hearing voices?

Can you get treatment for hearing voices?

can you give donald trump the address of a better wig maker?

can you give us a sign?

Can you go away, please?

can you hear me think

can you hear me?

can you help me

can you help me have a more fulfilled life?

can you help me please? in any way is ok

can you help me to give up cocaine and find pleasure from other means?

Can you help me!? I seem to be trapped in a hypothetical situation

can you join me on Jeremy Kyle for a paternity test ?

Can you lend me a fiver?

Can you lend me some money so that I can donate it to the Atheist Bus Campaign?

can you make everyone that i know and love believe in you, so i can be with them all for eternity?

Can you make it snow tomorrow? i dont want to go to school.

can you make me a nicer person, and deliver me from wrong thoughts

Can you make sure the other half does not have a headache tonight please!

can you make us do things

can you marry someone who doesn't believe in God?

Can you microwave a burito too hot for you to eat?

Can you please stop your followers prosyletising? They're extremely annoying.

Can you please tell me (using your still, small voice) if the Alpha people find any of these comments remotely funny.

Can you please unite us allin the world , in your Name.

Can you prove that God exist without the need of scripture?

Can you prove you know everything or do you just believe it?

Can you prove you know everything, or do you just think so?

can you raise money for a bus?

can you really read the thoughts of six billion people 24/7.Don't you ever sleep

Can you see behind your head

Can you see my boobies?

Can you see the Great Wall China from Heaven?

Can you send a modern set of commandments please ?

Can you send Douglas Adams back so he can carry on writing?

can you show me how to lead a good life?

Can you show me how to play Layla, Badge and Wonderful Tonight?

Can you shut down the Alpha Course please?

Can you speak Polish?

can you stop it raining while i go and get the post from the box please?

can you stop the vicar comming for tea?

can you tell me the answer to 4 down, please?

Can you tell me the numbers for next week's lotto draw?

can you tell why good people suffer bad things

Can you touch your toes?

Canst thou thine bigots who prayed that Obama wouldn't win `cause he was.different? Is this proof that thou art a socialist?

can't you get laid? is that what the whole abstinance thing's about? just try talking to them first and take things slow, dude.

Can't you prevent horrible situations arising rather than patching me up afterwards?

Captain Kirk or Captain Jean-Luc Picard?

Care for some Tea?

Carling or Stella?

Cat got your tongue?

changed my mind, can i have jonny depp AND brad pitt for christmas

Chicken or the egg?

Christianity isn't relevant to modern life. Why are you taking taxpayers money?

Christianity teaches that the spirit world does not exist, Islam says it does, which is right?

Clearly omniscience and free will be can not be reconciled - does that not make true moral choice impossible?

Come on, expose yourself!

Comfort those who are sad

Considering how much scientists know about how the universe evolved, exactly what role did you play?

Considering you love homosexual men in the church why do you pretend to hate them in your best selling book "The Bible"

Could God make a sandwich so big, that even He couldn't finish it?

Could please stop telling people to meddle with other people's lives in your name?

Could the time spent at Alpha group be better used elsewhere?

could you beat up 10 bears with your hands tied behind your back and the bears are on fire?

Could you do me a quick favour and turn this water into wine? I've got people coming round later.

Could you explain yourself? About, like everything about the bible, you ,jesus, the earth the universe,heaven everything?

Could you have chosen a different value for pi?

could you let me read people's minds?

Could you make a pizza so big that even you couldn't eat it? CHECKMATE!

Could you please leave us alone?

Could you spare a fiver?

could you write down the plan you have for my life?

Could you, jesus, holy ghost, peter and gabriel beat the eggheads? Millions of atheists say you can't.

Couldn't you have gone jet-skiing in the Maldives on the seventh day? It would have made Sundays much more interesting.

cows? 4 stomachs? did someone distract you?

Cracked pepper?

Crucifying someone who is immortal isn't really a sacrifice is it?

Daddy or chips?

Daddy or chips?

Dear god when will you retire from your unnecessary duty and let people to develop a free, intellectual, non god-fearing mind.

Dear God, am i happy?

Dear God, Why is there so much suffering, to young children, who have never harmed anybody or thing.

Dear God, You know everything about me, so therefore why did you make me imperfect?

Dear God,Couldn't you have done better?Jon

Dear Mrs GodCan I get an X-Box for chrismas?

death

Describe your self in three words. Omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient?I'm lacksadasial, cheerful and insightful.

did aids really come from a monkey

Did Bear Grylls learn is ethics at the Alpha Course?

Did Darwin get on your nerves?

Did Diana die to save our souls?

Did exist? Excuse me - he does exist. A higher all-knowing, omnipresent God (or force)does exist.

Did free will make me write this question?

did god know that in creating beings aside from himself/herself/itself evil would deinately be a consequence of this?

did he think sending jesus to the cross was worth it seeing the state rhe world is in to day

did i exist prior to my birth?

did i get good results in my tests

did I have a choice in creating the universe?

did jesus get married?

Did Jesus have 20th century pop music in mind when he prayed "Abba, Father".

Did jesus have a pet badger?

Did Jesus really die for us to hate gay people?

did jesus take drugs like alcohol

Did OJ simpson actually kill his wife?!

did peter piper really pick a peck of pickled pepper?

Did Russell Brand really sleep with Manuel's grand-daughter?

Did the ball really cross the line in the 1966 World Cup final?

Did the Child Support Agency ever contact you about paying maintenance to Mary, the mother of your son?

Did the pope really believe in you? Did he believe in the nonsense that is the bible?

Did they really finish making party ring biscuits? Why?

Did you and Satan have any fun times together prior to his rebellion?

did you create silicone implants?

Did you do 9/11?

Did you donate to the atheist bus campaign yet?

did you enjoy 'jesus christ superstar' more than the technicolour dreamcoat one?

did you evolve into the being you are ?

Did you get Mary's consent first

Did you get the Virgin Birth and resurection ideas from the earlier religions that had them or think of it yourself? Honestly?

Did you get the Virgin birth, and resurrection on Video? I'm sure there's a lot of people who would like to see the DVD!

Did you give us the power to create a perfect life purely with our imagination ?

did you go on holiday?

did you go to the seaside?

Did you have anything to do with the Credit Crunch? (Be Truthful)

did you have lots of post waiting for you?

Did you intend religion to be the way it is, or did you even intend religion to excist?

Did you know I was going to ask you this question?

did you know lloyd george?

did you know the world was gonna end up like this when you 'created' it?

Did you make any other planets with human life forms or just Earth? and how did you set off the big bang??

did you make llamas for a laugh?

Did you make other civilisations on other planets?

did you make sure my dad was ok when he got to heaven? xxx

Did you really ask somebody to kill his son?

Did you REALLY invent the parasitic wasp?

Did you REALLY invent the parasitic wasp?

did you REALLY turn water into wine?

Did You remember to put the clocks back?

Did you say We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further?

Did you see the match?

Did you shoot JR?

Did you sink the Titanic because it made your Ark look like childsplay?

Did you vote for Boris Johnson?

Dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs? What was all that about? Why make it impossible for the faithful at dinner parties??

Dinosaurs?!

Dinosaurs?!

do animals go to heaven when they die?

do animals go to heaven?

Do babies who die prematurely go to heaven?

do badger-angels have wings?

Do badgers taste nice boiled in brine?

Do bears s*** in the woods?

Do bible literalists really piss you off?

do christians believe in unicorns too?

Do homosexuals really burn in hell?

Do I have free will?

do i have to attend church to be christian

Do I have to be at work today?

do i have to choose between you and my boyfriend?

Do I make you proud?

do i need to go to church to be a christian?

Do i still love her? can it work?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

do muslims, christians, and jews all believe in the same god or are two wrong and one right and why ?

Do people close their eyes when they pray to stop them laughing at the others?

Do people who have never heard of Jesus Christ/God/The holy Spirit go to Heaven or Hell when they die

Do people with super abilities/vampires/werewolves exist?

do pets go to heaven

do protestants take holy commmunion

do smarties have the answer?

do sperm have soles?

Do Tapeworms exist because of sin?

do u beleve in gay rites

do u have any choclate

do u have bebo

do u like choclate

do u like pot

do u realy exist

do we annoy you?

do we have to stop drinking

do you accept darwinism?

Do you actually endorse websites like this?if so strike me down 5 seconds after a press enter!

Do you actually have any respect for those millions of sycophants that brown-nose you to guarantee the survival of their souls?

Do you agree that it's rude to ignore people? Hello? Hello?

do you appreciate the genre thrash metal?

Do you approve of evangelism? Surely we should find you in our own ways?

Do you approve of the insidious methods used by groups such as The Alpha Course?

do you believe in brainwashing others into having the same beliefs as each other ?

do you believe in creationism ?

Do you believe in Father Christmas?

Do you believe in life after death?

Do you believe in predestination?

do you believe in reincarnation?

do you believe in religion?

do you care about big brother?

Do you care about me?

Do you double up as santa at christmas, because as per pictures I've seen you look pretty much the same.

Do you endorse The Alpha Course?

do you enjoy being a figment of peoples imaginations?

Do you enjoy watching your creation suffer?

do you even have a point or purpose?

Do you ever change your mind about anything when we pray?

do you ever get bored

do you ever get tired of all the whiney people bugging you?

Do YOU ever involve yourself in the lives of people?

Do you ever navel-gaze? If so, to whom was your umbilical cord attached?

Do you ever question our existence?

Do you ever read 'Comment is Free'and get REALLY annoyed?

Do you ever see a penny of all the money people leave in the collection box?

Do you ever watch Songs of Praise? If so, what was your favourite episode?

do you exist

Do you exist?

do you exist?

Do you exist?

Do you feel guilty about all the death and suffering you have caused?

Do you find this funny?

Do you forgive all sins or are there some that are simply not forgiveable?

Do you get a cut of the collection box take or does the guy in the black robe keep it all for himself?

do you get fed up with whiney whiney eeedjots

Do you get food stuck in your beard like normal people?

Do you get lag on PES 2009 aswell?

Do you get off on people praising you and demeaning themselves?

Do you give anyone a second chance?

Do you hate Homosexuals because you are repressing your own sexuality?

do you hate poor people and kill them off earlier ?

do you have a beard?

do you have a favorite porn star?

do you have a good lawyer?

do you have a light?

do you have a partner?

Do you have any family?

Do you have any hints on how to unify quantum mechanics and general relativity?

Do you have anything to say before sentence is passed?

Do you have external genetalia?

Do you have hair

do you honestly care?

Do You intervene in the physical world, and if yes, when and how?

do you know a good dandruff treatment?

Do you know any good jokes God? Oh yes, I forgot you created humankind!

do you know my name

Do you know my name?

Do you know Santa ? and if yes do you discuss who gets presents and who doesn't at Christmas ?

Do you know that pi = 3 is a very poor approximation?

Do you know the future?

Do you know what I did last summer?

Do you know what Jesus would do?

Do you know where I can get a replacement seal for my shower door?

Do you know where my car keys are?

do you know where my wallet is?

Do you know who's going to win X factor?

do you know Zeus, does it bother you that he's like totally way more bad ass than you?

do you like football

do you like heavy metal?

do you like lasagne?

Do you like Marmite?

Do you like Marmite?

Do you like pasties?

Do you like the atheist bus?

do you listen every day or just to the omnibus on sunday morning?or are you still at the'shop'?

do you love everyone

do you love gays?

do you love me

do you love me

do you love me

do you love me

do you love me even now

do you love me for me? even though i am pursuing the gay lifestyle?

Do you love me?

do you love me?

do you love me?

do you love me?

Do you love me?

Do you now understand the big mistake it was to make humans?

Do you only ride a Harley because Jesus beat you to the Honda?..

Do you prefer Anglicans, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Sikhs, Hindus, Rastas, or Buddhists?

do you prefer garlic mayo, or regular?

do you prefer rich people and bless them with longer life ?

Do you prefer the Mac or the PC?

Do you prefer the repentance of paedophiles over the innocence of children? If not, why do you allow it to exist at all?

Do you really consider a decision made under threat of eternal torture to be "free will"?

Do you really even care about us? Have we got anything right about you at all?

do you really exist?

do you really exist?

Do you REALLY have a beard?

do you really love me?

do you really love me?

Do you really think atheists are ever going to be converted? Don't you get it?

Do you really think homosexuals should be put to death? If not, why did you order this, and why did you not retract the order?

Do you really think that people who work on a Sunday should be put to death? If not, why did you order this?

Do you regret anything?

Do you run an Omega course too?

Do you see the good in everyone

Do you sleep?

do you smell cookeis

do you smell cookies?

Do you speak English?

do you speak german?

Do you speak to your followers? If so why have they interprited your message in so many different and contradictorary ways?

Do you still believe in Santa as well?

do you support those who believe religious belief is harmful to humanity ?

Do you take sugar in your tea?

Do you think girls should be allowed to go to school

do you think homosexuality is sin?

do you think ill find love?

Do you think it was you that created everything?

Do you think people who've spent their lives believing in you will feel cheated when they discover it's all nonsense?

Do you think Tescos should open yet another supermarket near us?

Do you think that Islam is sillier than Christianity?

Do you think the death penalty is acceptable?

Do you think you might have overreacted a tad with that whole Jericho thing?

Do you tolerate alternative viewpoints to your own? Guess we'll soon find out.

do you truly love us

do you trust carol vordeman? because i dont

do you want fries with that?

do you want to know what love is? do you want me to show you?

do you watch while I'm having a poo?

Do you wear shoes? What size?

Do you worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Does everything have a design? A plan, a meaning of which we are meant to follow.

does God ever do that thing where you walk into aroom and then forget why you went in?

does god ever lose his phone, then ring it. but when it starts ringing he panics and falls over?

does god exist

does god exist

does god exist?

does God exist?

does god exist?

Does God exist?

Does god exist??

does god forgive all?

Does God get groupies?

does god have a god?

does God have a plan for my life

does god know me

does god love everyone? even people like hitler and may west

does god love me

does god love me ?

Does God love me?

does God really exist?

does God remember me?

Does God speak to you? Consider medication

Does God use it or abuse it?

Does he care about me

does he love me?

does he really answer your question when u really need him

Does he want me dead?

does heaven exist??

Does it change anything?

Does it run during the school holidays?

Does Jesus love me as much as Barney?

does jesus really want me for a sunbeam?

does life exist on other planets

does my arse look big in this ???

Does my bum look big in this?

Does my bum look big in this?

Does not existing put a crimp in your social life?

Does Richard Carpenter exist and if he does, is he really playing for your team? I have my doubts on both counts, to be honest.

Does santa claus exist too?

does simon bishop sit on your other hand?

Does sleeping with young "virgins" cure aids? Why do you allow this type of barbarism?

Does the bible speak the truth?

does the fact that there are no snakes in ireland discount it from being the garden of eden?

Does the Higg's Boson exist?

does the holy spirit make people tremble

does the idea of sending out hordes of people devoted to making others worship you not seem a little egotistical?

Does this dress make my bum look big?

does wood polish hurt?

Does your anti-human vileness knonw no bounds?

Does your insurance cover acts of God?

Don't have a problem with the concept of a deity so is it OK if I don't beleive in religion?

Don't pray in our schools and and we won't think in your church.

don't you deserve something a bit more complex than the Alpha course?

Don't you think the atheist bus campaign is really cool?

Don't you think the bus adverts are a great idea?http://www.justgiving.com/atheistbus

Duck-billed Platypus...what were you thinking?

Dyou prefer red or white wine?

END FAITH SCHOOLS NOW

Er...?

Err. God does not exist.

Eternity

even if I'm Christian and I follow you, why I don't get what I'm wishing for?

Ever feel embarrassed for being worshipped by the kind of people that believe in you?

Ever felt sorry for what you did to Job?

Evil? Anyone?

exactly which god are you referring to?

Explain DINOSAURS then???? Yeah, didn't think so! Get real people, Charles Darwin was more of a GOD.

Explain Evil?

explain paedophilia

Explain why there have been no miracles for 2000 years

Fancy a beer?

Fancy a cuppa?

Fancy coming round for something to eat? The address is .. well you know that don't you? Say 7.30?

Fancy going on a date?

Favourite Bond?

first of all i would ask him to reveal his id

for a loving man to make me his wife.

for an ice-cream.

For courage - and hope - and help.

for forgiveness

for forgiveness

For forgiveness

For forgivness and understanding

For world peace, a better understanding of other religions in the world and love each other and not fight

forgive me

from as early as i can remember why did i have to suffer such pain and loneliness

funny how even a religious believer poses the question with an 'if' isn't old boy

Gd damn i asked you a question now give me an answer. Why?

give me sign

Give me your power and watch how it meant to be done

Give me your powers and then step down. You've made a mess of things so let someone who can do the job properly have a go.

Given that Jesus was born Jewish, does Martin Luther's anti-semitic diatribe bother you at all?

Given the evidence for evolution, how can a supreme being have evolved?

GOD - PLEASE FILL ME WITH YOUR HOLY SPIRIT RIGHT NOW AND ROVIDE ME THE GIFT OF TONGUE.

god created the world in 6 days. how is this reconciled with the big bang theory?

GOD DOES EXIST NOT IF HE EXISTS, WHY DO PEOPLE THINK YOU DONT EXIST?

God does not exist.

God help me to be a better person to have stronger faith and to believe in you.

God is Good, ignore all these idiot messages from non believers.

God is said to be perfect and flawless and yet man isn't but god created man and he has many flaw sso does God have flaws?

God the father, Jesus and the Holy Spirit, is it not some kind of split personality?

God why do you love us so much?

God, if you're omniscient, why do I have to ask you a question via a website? How did you answer prayers before the internet?

God, what's your gender and what's you agenda?

God, will you donate generously to stop faith schools at http://www.justgiving.com/faithschools ?

God,I asked a question a few weeks ago and you haven't replied. You could at least turn on your 'Out of Office Reply'!

Good god?!?!

Good night. For happy dreams and sweet repose stick your nose between your toes. Have you tried this?

Got any roach mate?

Got Milk?

haha. i love how the question is "IF god did exist". Even stupid f***ing Christians are starting to doubt...

Has Allah ever tried to behead you or are you actually the same guy?

Has anyone asked you a friendly question in the last week and a half?

Has anything gone wrong?

Has god forgotten about Dre?

Has this happened to anyone else and can anyone suggest a solution other than formatting the drive and starting again?

Have any of the religions got it right?

have i been too judgemental of others beliefs?

Have we all come to live on this planet for a purpose?

have we lived before our current incarnation?

Have we met before ?

have you always been with me?

have you been smoking crack or something?

have you been to the city, the city of compton?

Have you considered trying to find new representation?

Have you created life any where else

Have you ever eaten a snake?

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Have you ever heard of self-hypnosis?

Have you ever painted a self portrait.

have you given my friend psychic abilities and gifts to heal others?

Have you gone on holiday ?

have you got a belly button

have you got a light, boy?

Have you got mental problems

have you got pubic hair? and if so, what colour is it??

have you had a visit from Dr alzheimer?

Have you no concern for Muslim's knees?

have you seen my phone charger? I had it yesterday but it's disappeared!

Have you seen the Swiss Guards throwing beggars down the steps of Vatican City?

have you thought about a career in financial services?

Have you written other works of fiction?

Have your ears got bigger over the years? Mine have.

healing for my wife?

hello

hello

hello

hello

hello god

hello god

hello how old r u

hello im elliott i want to know why god created weapons

Hello, I'm looking for some oil for my snake, could you sell me some?

Hello, please talk to me

hello? are you there?

help

Help me to change my life

help me?

hey god, just another day at the office?

Hey God,Why did you invent cerebral palsy?

hey man, look me up, would love to chat sometime

Hey, how ya' doin?

hi

hi

hi

hi

Hi God, why is this website so slow to pass my questions on?

High five?

His purpose for the future

historal evidence for jesus

hitler, pinochet, saddam, yorkshire ripper, the blairs, whats the crack big fella

hmm, that monk, gregor mendell, did he get it wrong too?

Holocaust??? If you do exist, you're a ******* ****

how

How about a big fat donation at http://www.justgiving.com/faithschools ?

How about a big fat donation at http://www.justgiving.com/faithschools ?

how acurate is bruce almighty? if not very, do you take it personnally as an insult?

how and when will i get out of my credit debt

how are you

how are you

how are you

how are you

how are you

How are you doing?

How are you feeling?

how are you today

How are you today?

How are you?

How are you?

how are you?

how are you?

How are you?

how are you?

how are you?

how are you?

How are you? Aren't you already annoyed by all those questions?

How big are you?

how big is the universe

How can a Christian and a non-Christian grow together?

how can a watch tell you if god exists

How can any person sin enough in one lifetime to justify eternity in hell?

How can chocolate be yellow and brown and orange and purple and green?

How can criminals get away scott free when innocent people have to suffer

how can god be jesus as well

How can god make a difference in my life

How can He let people die in third world countries, but others live in richness

how can i be a better person

How can I be certain He is real

How can I be rich?

how can i become a better person, and get a more valued life?

how can i become an immortal.

how can I believe?

how can I communicate with god so that I know he hears me and Im sure of the authenticity of the reply?

how can I control the energy?

How can I do what Jesus asked us to do ie spread his gospel and heal the sick, in the world today.

how can i fiddle the gas meter?

how can I find you?

how can i fullfil my exsistance?

how can i get rich

how can i get rich?

How can i get to heaven?

how can I go to heaven?

How can i hate someone?

How can i have that personal relationship with God that so many people talk about?

How can I hear you more clearly?

How can I help

how can i help the world

how can i interest my husband in these alpha courses

How can I know your will for my life?

How can i learn to have faith in you?

How can I live a fulfilled and happy life without making any mistakes???

How can I lose 1 stone and still eat chocolate?

How can I make up for my past mistakes?

How can I meet the right man who love me deeply?

How can I open myself to receive you and Jesus?

how can i repay you for your son dying on the cross?

How can I save the environment

how can i stop being afraid

how can i use alpha to help grow my school's christian association?

how can it be proved that mary didn't just have jesus like any other mother

How can omnipotence and free will be compatible?

How can our consciousness survive the death and disintegration of our brains?

how can so many christians actually think they are right in spite of the truth?

how can the idea that suffering is self made(as a result of free will) be applied to the existence of natural disasters?

how can we prevent the globalist industrial complex from destroying this beatiful world

How can we stop organisations like the Alpha Course from brainwashing innocent people into believing in fairytales?

how can we truly forgive people who do real wrongs in today's society?

How can you demonstrate that you are not the product of an even greater deity?

how can you do humanly things

How can you exist, and why?

How can you live with yourself allowing such disgraceful hunger, famine and injustice?

How can You love everyone so unconditionally, when so many people dont love You back?

How can you love me?

How Can You Prove God is Real to a non beleiver

how can you take away my suffering?

How come God is so magnificent? He makes me want to scream at the top of my lungs. "He is awsome"

How come life is so complicated?

How come Russell Brand gets so many fit birds when he looks like a scarecrow?

How come there is no rational argument for your existence?Are you shy or something?

How come you let religious folk be so intolerant?

how come you never show yourself?

how come you suck

How come you were so evil in the old testement then suddenly changed your mind when Jesus turned up?

How come?

How could a man be happy in Heaven if their wife was suffering eternally in Hell?

How could you stop crime?

How could you? You are the most selfish being in all of "your" creation. How dare you exist?

HOW DARE YOU?

how did he make me

how did he move the stone?

How did I get this drunk??

How did the church become the biggest land owner?

how did the galaxy get started?

How did the human race become so diverse and multi-cultural, if we only descended from two people?

How did the universe begin, and why? Who created you?

How did the universe start?

how did the world start

how did you come into existance?

how did you create the world

how did you create us?

How did you decide which 225,000 people to kill in the Asian Tsunami in 2004, and who would survive? Must have been a tough call

How did you do it?

How did you do it?!?!?!?!?!

How did you feel when you murdered Lot's wife?

How did you make the earth

How did you make the world ?

how did you pull off such a huge scam, getting most of the worlds population to believe that you care about them?

How did your existence cpme about?

how do i become closer to you?

how do i become more like jesus

How do I begin a new topic on this forum?

how do i believe in you?

How do I communicate to this website that the Roman Catholic Church is the only way to salvation?

How do I contact your complaints department?

how do I cure the coman cold?

how do i draw closer to god

How do I gain enthuasiasm and energy to persue my goals

How do i get inner peace?

How do I get my partner to understand god?

How do i know if i will go to heaven

How do I know that I am alright with God?

how do i know the correct path and how do i stay on it?

how do i know there is a god

How do i know what to do?

how do i know you

how do I know you are there

how do i know you are who you say you are.

How do I know you exist?

how do i learn to live a calm life?

How do I make myself attractive to women?

how do I make the money I want to make?

how do i shot web?

How do I tell people about God

how do the clouds stay in the sky ?

how do they make tennis rackets?

how do u know that Jesus isnt on this planet? he could b some down and out living on the street that's ignored by the population

how do we bring the unbelievers to become believers

How do we find peace of mind?

How do we really know you are the one true God

how do we stop lucifer?

how do we stop wars?

How do you calculate divergent integrals without using some sort of regularisation procedure?

how do you change someones hardend heart and mind into belief?

How do you deal with ignorant folk who turn off their senses to the great scientific advances in understanding the universe?

how do you eat yours?

how do you explain cancer?

How do you feel now having cocked everything up with your unfair and absurd creation?

How do you find clothes that take all the extra limbs? ;-)

how do you find happiness with yourself

how do you fly

How do you get along with Krishna, Quatzalcoatl, Thor and the other deities?

How do you get on with Allah ? Or Krishna ? Ghanesh ?

how do you get over someone hurting you?

How do you hear when more than one person is praying at the same time?

How do you keep a straight face when you see some of the outlandish clothes that holy men wear?

How do you keep the faith in human kind when we continue to disappoint you?

how do you know

how do you know God exists ?

How do you reconcile Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle with omniscience (or implied lack thereof)?

How do you reconcile Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle with omniscience (or implied lack thereof)?

how do YOU solve a problem like Maria?

How do you speak to us

how do you stay focused when finding a spiritual path

How do you stop yourself laughing when you see some of your followers 'speaking in tongues'?

How does fate work?

How does god find out things?

How does God get rid of those wierd little white bumps that sometimes appear on your tounge? Are his like the size of planets?

how does he reach the mentally ill?

how does it feel to create the biggest mistake in history (man kind)?

how does quantum physics fit into Your bigger picture?

How God was created

How great do you think the atheist bus campaign is? Great, uebergreat or ridiculously great?

How great is your love?(!)

How have you filled me with such joy, yet I have never met you?

How he created the universe, and if he hired a large army of Polish builders to get it all done in 6 days and did he pay cash?

How is it possible to create time and space?

How is my grandad?

how long

how long are two pieces of string?

How long did it take you to grow that beard? And if you're omnipotent why do you always wear those rubbish robes?

how long do i have?

how long has it been running

how long has it been running?

how long has it been running?

How long have the bees got?

How long is a piece of string?

How long is a piece of string?

How long is a piece of string?

How long is a piece of string?

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how long is gods beard in mm's?

how long is piece of string?

how long is the course?

How long is your beard?

How long should I roast potatoes for at 200c?

How long until you cease to exist?

how long would it take you to write out all the digits of pi?

how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

How many atheists can dance on the head of a pin?

How many badgers does it take to change a light-bulb?

how many badgers does it take to overcome a sheep?

how many beans make five

how many beans make five?

How many children did God kill when they made fun of a bald guy?

How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many countries were at EMEA week.

How many domains of suffering exist?

How many fingers am I holding up?

How many marines can YOU see in the advert?

how many mc donalds an kfc can you afford a day

How many people fancy me, or have ever fancied me?

How many people have ever fancied me and who?

How many people is the biblical deluge you caused supposed to have killed?

How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?

How many squirrels does it take to overcome a swan

How many squirrels does it take to overcome a swan?

How many starving third world children could have been helped by the money used to fund the advertising campaign for this site?

how many times have you seen razorlight in concert?

How many varieties of cheese can one person eat in a single sitting without succuming to cheese poisoning?

How much did the advertising campaign for "the alpha course" cost?

How much did you donate to the atheist bus campaign?

how much do you love me

how much do you love me?

how much do you want to charge me for listening to ancient dogma?

How much does the Alpha course cost and where does the money go?

how much time do you really spend blessing america and saving the queen?

how much will this cost me?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could think for himself and not be brainwashed into believing fairy tales?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks could chuck wood?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much?

how old am i

how old are you

how old are you

how old are you

how old are you

how old are you

How old are you?

how old are you?

How old are you?

how old are you?

how old are you?

How old are you?

how old are you?

how old is the earth

How relevant is paying tithes into the cofers of the church?

how should we live our lives?

how to fry the perfect egg?

How to I live a stress free life

How to search for the right woman to be my wife?

How was God created ?

How was god made

how was the universe made

How well do you get on with Santa Claus? What about the tooth fairy?

How were all the countries made

how were you born

How were you created sir?

how were you created?

How will it all end?

how will we be judged?

How will you lift all those fat Americans into the air when it's the rapture?

How would you define a militant atheist?

how would you describe yourself?

How would you explain terrorism?

How ya doin', buddy?

how you doing?

How?

hows it hangin' in heaven?

How's my mam doing?

How's tea on Saturay afternoon? 15:00? My place?

http://www.justgiving.com/atheistbus and to this one too?

http://www.justgiving.com/faithschools why cant you stop me donating?

Huh?

huh? you actually exist

i am a good person i think why would i need to be filled with the holy spirit to be accepted by God .?

I am a good person why would I not go to heaven

i am a tax man, is there no hope at all?

i am going on holiday to cuba - can you make sure the weather is nice - ta

i am in love with my pencil sharpener. Is that ok?

I am in Morrisons Supermarket in Woking today at 5.30 Can you please perform a miracle or some other act to prove your existance

i am in need of the truth, who do i listen to?, where do i go to get it? and how will i know it is the truth?

I appear to be talking to myself again. Do you know the phone number for the nearest psychiactric unit?

i asked this at my alpha coure last night.... but why do we look weird when we're naked...

I asked why you invented cystic fibrosis. Why didn't you answer me?

i believe everything happen's for a reason and most caused by man, but why is there so much pain and destruction in the world?

I believe God's existence and would like to beg for helping, can you guide me?

I believe in a virgin birth, am I labouring under a mis-conception?

i can haz cheezeburger?

I cannot find my keys, any help?

I can't understand Heisenberg 's Uncertainty Principle with any certainty. Can you explain?

I could do this all day?

I didn't choose to be straight. How come my flatmate apparently 'chose' to be gay?

I donated £6 to the Atheist Bus Campaign. Does this mean that you are not my friend? :-(

I don't ask questions to a mind concept, it wouldn't make sense.

I don't want to die how can i prevent this

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Should I do it?

i have been given the gift of seeing eyes thorugh prayer what does this mean?

i have seen the light ,why me

i have sinned in the past will my children see my sins on the day of judgement

I hear that you can move in a mysterious way. Do you want to join our dance troupe?

I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

I know he exists and I ask him constantly what is your job for me today.

I know Jehovah exists do you

i know that you exist

I know that you exist & that you love everyone, but why do you put up with all the evil in the world?

I lost my Dad on 14th February 2000 and I want to know if he's all right

i love my girlfriend why do you make it so hard for us to be happy?

I love you with all my heart, God, but why did you make me so deluded?

I made a fish pie and left it out overnight. Do you think it'll be ok?

I NEED A SIGN THAT YOU ARE AROUND. PLEASE HEAR AND ANSWER MY PRAYERS

i need to talk to some fellow chrisians on line what and where do i go to ?

I pray in your name for Christians to give me money, but they never do.Why

I reckon that Chuck Norris could slap you about a bit. What do you think?

I see a whole load of questions but zero answers.

I see that we are invited to ask a question, where are the answers?

I still want to know your excuse for the fact that 58.5 million people haven't been on a bloody alpha course?

I take it dinosaurs weren't keen on the begatting lark?

I thought you were run over by a bus

I want equal life expectancy for men. How about it?

I want the lord to come in to my life and lead me to good i want to give the lord jesus my life

I want you to lead me to the 72 virgins or have you run out of them?

i want you to take care of my children

I wanted to be a girl!

I went to church and it was full of bellends. Is that what heaven's like?

I went to church and it was full of bellends. Is that what heaven's like?

I will just say thanks for everything he given me

I would ask for him to prove there is a heaven & that loved ones do go there & wait on their to jointhem.

I would ask for him to step down as he has outlived his initial purpose in the development of humankind

i would ask God to help me cope with what is happening in my families life

I would ask her why did she give women the pain of childbirth?

i would ask him if there such thing as after life or what will happen when we die.

i would ask Him to forgive you for doubting His existence

i would ask him/her if the world is destined for greatness

I would ask What it is he would like me to do to please him.as I know he has helped me so much

I would ask why he is such a twat.

i would have ask who made you to exist?

I would like to have a sexual relationship with Angelina Jolie. Is that part of your plan. Please let me know by Wednesday.

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what price should I ask?

i wouldnt ask him a question, id just listen

I wouldn't ask. I would listen. He would have lots of interesting things to say.

I wouldn't have to ask - he would know

I you existed what would I ask you?

Im gay. You created me this way. Why then, do you dislike me being gay?

I'd ask how he could let people like you mislead and deceive people with this inane rubbish.

if a preist is a paedophile, will he still get to heaven if he says sorry?

If a train is travelling at a rate of 76kmph. How long will it take the train to travel 399km?

If a train leaves Albequerque at 5:32pm going 46mph, and a train leaves Oklahoma City at 4:55pm going 51mph, who cares?

If all religions think only they are right, which one is it? Or could it really be none?

If Allah did exist, what would you ask?

If both Kate Moss and Mr T were created in your image then you must look pretty weird.

If Christians say "If God exists" to the unsaved, how well do they REALLY know God??

If e=mc2, then what does Xy-23c X e/m ?

if everyone was hindu and believed in multiple gods would you be content ?

If everything has been created. What created you?

If eveything that you created you saw as good,why do christians see everyone as sinners?

if god believes something, how does he know that belief is true?

If God can do anything, can he build a wall so high that he can't jump over it?

If God created all of us, who created God?

If God created everything, then who or what created God?

if god created us to become judged, then why not judge animals?

'IF' God did exist ? Thank's for taking away my only reason for being nice. I just don't see any point to it all anymore ?

If God did exist I would ask "Holy Shit! Where did you come from?"

If God did exist I would be utterly amazed. Why does he make his existence seem so improbable?

If god did exist what would you ask!?

If God did exist what would you ask?

If god did exist what would you ask?

IF God did exist, then why is he such a spaz?

If God did exist, what would HE ask US?

if god did not exist how would you exist and ask such a silly question

if god does exist

if god does exist, why is there disease?

If god exists then all questions are answered.

If God exists what are his attributes

If god exists would I see my father again

If God exists, why doesn't He simply defeat Satan and end all evil?

If God exits, why is there suffering in the world?

If god exsiststed why do we suffer as humans ?

If god is all powerful and can do and create anything could god create an even more perfect being than god?

if god is omniscient, is he a pervert?

if God is so perfect then why did he make people bad

If God made the Earth, why the fault-lines that kill thousands of innocent people?

if god was a bird - what would he be?If God was a bird - what would he be?

if got did exist you think he would be happy about what you are doing? And if yes, Why?

if he could change my skins from multi-coloured to my choice of colour which is sky blue pink and yellow dots

If heaven and hell are so different why do they both begin with HE?Is it because HE MAN has got a mansion in both?

If heaven is so wonderful why does nobody want to die?

If hell is hot is heaven cold? Should i bring my coat?

If humans are not there then why do you exist

If humans were originally designed to live forever, why do their teeth have no ability to repair themselves?

if i am being a loyal servant to you. and why are there so many problems in life. Why are we here on this planet

If I am to love my neigbour, can you do something about his dog?

if i been good

If I believe in you, am I more likely to believe in bigfoot?

if i click on'i want a page like this'where's all my money?

iF i cLIMB tHE wATER tOWER, wILL yOU pROVIDE tHE rIFLE?

If I do this it hurts my fingers. What should I do about that?

If I fell deeply in love with a married woman in this life . Will we be together again in Paradise ?

If I hug you, will there be an explosion of pus?

If i pray would you answer me ?

If I were to high five you would my hand blister with awesomeness?

If i work in 'the city' and its associated professions does that make me instantaneously detestable?

If I'm supposed to be forgiven, on which society's definition of right and wrong am I supposed to base this judgment?

If it is, why wasn't it when it was befoore it happened?

If it was initially Adam and Eve, then Cain and Abel (two boys) how did we all get here?

if Jesus is non judgmental then why will he judge us at the end of time?

If Jesus rose from the dead, where is he now? And where are you? Where is 'Heaven'?

if jesus sits on gods right hand,does that mean he can write left handed?

If Jesus was god, and knowingly went to his death, is that not suicide?

If Krishna did exist, what would you ask?

If Mormom did exist, what you you ask?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If only 144,000 people will ever reach heaven, why do you need millions of followers?

If pride is a sin, why do you send people who don't worship you to hell?

If proof denies faith then aren't miracles a contradiction?

If proof denies faith then the fact that the Earth exists is proof of your existance, so why do we need faith?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If religion is meant to bring people together why are we forever having wars about religion when all religion says its bad?

If Sarah Palin had God on her side why is she not VP ?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If SuperGod did exist what would god ask him?

If the bible is the good book, why does a Google search for "disgusting bible verses" result in 160,000 hits?

If the creation theroy from the bible is correct why is there so much evidence that disproves it?

if the trinity is so important, why haven't you mentioned it once in the bible?I mean the actual word trinity?

If the wafer and wine turn into the body and blood of Christ, does that mean vegetarians cannot be Christians?

If their is an unforgivable sin and all sin is equal dose that mean that we are all going to hell

If there is only one God why we have different religions?

If there is truth, why is there so much evidence for lies?

If there was no people would he exist. e.g Do animals/plants/insects worship or acknowledge God?

If this is the answer, what is the question?

If we "evolved" then why aren't apes giving birth to humans? And why have we stopped "evolving"?

if we are all gods children what makes jesus so special

if we are all god's children why is jesus so special?

If we are created in god's image why are we so badly designed ?

If we are created in god's image why are we so imperfect?

If we are to believe You do exist, why are You letting us kill and hate each other so much?

If we came from dust, why is there sill dust?

If we clone you could we have some kind of God Wars? That'd be sweet.

If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

If we knew everything? would our life be boring?

If we were all made in your image, why don't we all have noodly appendages?

if we were given intelligence to make our own decisions, how come the bible has dictatorial rules?

If you Alpha people think lots of activity on here is "success", that is yet another delusion.

If you 'appeared' to Saul/Paul without invitation wht didn't you appear to me in my youth when I ASKED YOU TU?

If you are a loving God, how could you stand back and allow the Holocaust to happen, or little Madeleine McCann undiscovered?

If you are all powerful and all loving, why is there so much pain and suffering in the world?

If you are all powerful, can you make a stone so heavy that you can't lift it?

If you are eternal, why did it take you so long to create Earth?

if you are everybody's father how much is your child benefit bill ??

If you are God, then I cleary need help cos I'm hallucinating! Are you in my head? Or am I insane?

If you are indeed omnipotent, why do you need to extract so much money from your followers? Why not just conjure it up?

If you are Jesus and he is also your son isn't that kind of weird? INCEST!

If you are omnipotent and all good, why do you permit evil?

If you are omnipotent, how can you change your mind?If you cannot change your mind, why call you God?

If you are omnipresent and omniscient why do you need me to worship you?

if you are so powerful, why dont you stop people die of hunger???

If you are that good why are you so unavailable?

If you care about your people then why is the world falling apart and self destructing?

If you could start all over again, would you bother?

if you created man in your own image then do you look like a humanbeing

If you created the whole universe, whats so special about this Planet!

if you created the world 10,000 years ago, why are there fossils millions of years old

If you created us in your image, was like the neanderthal man or is it as we are now?

if you created us, who created you?

If you did indeed prove yourself, nobody would believe you - is that the truth?

If you did make god top trumps who would have the biggest army?

if you didn"t exist would we still find a reason to be pricks to each other?

If you didn't exist, what difference would it make? If Zeuss, Wotan and Osiris didn't exist, what difference would it make?

if you dont answer prayers or relieve suffering, just what is it you do all day? round of golf or something?

If you exist and are indeed offended by false belief, why do you not disable "the alpha course" website?

If you exist and are omnipotent, why are you letting the atheist bus raise so much more money than the Alpha posters?

If you exist then does not lightnight rods on churchs seem like a lack of confidence?

If you exist why all the mystery?

If you guys are right, how come you can only raise £387 ?

If you had to decide, which page would you support?:www.justgiving.com/atheistbusorwww.justgiving.com/faithschools

If you inspired the bible, are you aware that you're a very poor historian?

If you let my mum die when I prayed that you would not why would I care if you're with me or not?

if you love everyone equally, why do you feel the need to send some of us to hell for ever?

If you love everyone, why will people go to hell for being in love with people of their gender?

if you love me so much, why have i had so much pain?

If you love me, why do you threaten me with eternal damnation?

if you made adam and eve who made you ?

if you made the world in your own image,and all the people. who made you and when?

If you made the world, who made you? Was it your god, and, if so, who made her, and so on.

If you played World of Warcraft what class would you be?

If you really work to sanctify your people, why do so many Christians think war and wealth is OK?

if you render down a fat person does it count as renewable energy?

if you rested on the seventh day, what have you been doing since then?

If you so love us, why the demand for praise or the alternative of eternal damnation?

If you type google into to google will it break the internet?

if you were my glasses where would you be ?

if you were my phone where would you be ?

if you were real..... would you go for a drink with me ;)

If you wrote the Bible who wrote the other books?

If your able and willing to prevent evil, but dont, does that make YOU evil?

If you're invisible and you created man in your own image, how come we're not all invisible?

If you're my Father, who's mt Mother?

If you're omnipotent why do I need to email a question to you? Don't you already know?

If you're omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent stay out of my bathroom and bedroom please.

If you're so important, SHOW YOUR FACE! Prove you're not a fraud!

If you're so omnipotent why do you mess it up all the time!

iff theres no such think as silicone heaven where do all the calculators go?

I'll kill myself rather than be with him and I don't believe you have been in control of this desperate situation.

I'm a lost soul. Will you show yourself to me to give me faith, or can't you be arsed!

I'm not American - will I go to Hell?

I'm really talking to myself, aren't I?

im sorry

I'm sorry i think i have the wrong number?

I'm taking ibuprofen, is it still ok to drink alcohol?

In a lived, human sense... Would the world / universe be any different if you DIDN'T exist...?

In hindsight, now that everyone realises God is Dog backwards, would you have chosen a different name?

In scientific terms (not mythological) explain the truth about ambiogenesis.

In the bible you forced Abraham into nearly killing his own son and they stop him at the last minute. Did you laugh?

In the great flood, why did you violently drown people rather than just killing them like some sadistic little child?

In the morning, do you put on your trousers, then socks? Or socks, then trousers?Do you wear socks at all?

In the programme "God on trial" the character refers to God as good but not if you weren't a jew - can you explain this?

In what county is Lower Goonhusband?

in what way would the meek ever inherit the earth?

Instead of the body and blood of Christ, could I please have a bacon sandwich on Sunday instead?

insurance for life job

Interesting concept, but which of the 1000's of gods are we talking about here ?

is it true god hates jews

is abortion wrong

is adam and eve true

Is Baby P now with Baby Jesus?

Is Barrack Obama the messiah?

Is Bear Grylls put here just to make Ray Mears look even better.

is bob a guitarist?

is butter really that bad for you?

Is calling a cab black racist?

Is Cliff Richard guaranteed a place in your kingdom? If so, count me out.

Is cold fusion just quackery?

Is creation in its final stages?

Is Duffy Real?

is euthanasia wrong?

is evolution true?

Is evolution true?

Is FIFA better than PES?

is fishing the meaning for life?

is football the best you've got?

Is Galileo in Heaven?

is george bush a christian?

Is god an astronaut?.

Is God dead?

Is God deaf, blind and senile killing children in Africa?

Is God just a crutch

is god just energy?or a person or our soul?

is god just gonna wait till we all destroy everything, then show up?

Is god love

is god real?

Is god real?

is god really true?

is God there

is he gay?

is heaven good?

Is heaven in the sky or is it just a feeling of peace?

is hell eternal torment?

Is hell for heroes?

Is homosexuality wrong?

is homosexuality wrong?

is it a PC game?

Is it because I's black?

is it better for global warming if you burn your farts or just leave them?

Is it fun watching people suffer?

is it good to be back?

Is it malevolence or impotence that prevents you relieving suffering?

Is it more important to have faith in God or to be a good person?

Is it my turn to hide now?

is it ok to be gay?

Is it ok to have sex before marriage

Is it ok to microwave badgers?

Is it ok to worship a badger?

Is it OK with you if I don't believe in you until after I'm dead?

Is it okay to have anti God adverts on Buses

is it only those who go to church who go to heaven

is it possible to have a churchless faith?

Is it possible to love somone , without condition , and they the same ?

Is it right to eat your animals?

is it right to exploit animals for their meat and dairy products?

Is it selfish to have a big house and a fast car if you worked hard for that money, still help others and give to your church?

Is it true that if you do something constructive, the devil has equal power to do something destructive?

Is it true that the address for the Atheist Bus campaign is: http://www.justgiving.com/atheistbus

is it true you hate this place? is it true you hate this race? do u hate us all?

is it will be ok?

is it wrong to be gay?

Is it wrong to insult a balloon animal?

Is Jesus a vampire? he drinks blood and I'm sure he doesn't like crosses?

Is Jesus a zombie?

Is Jesus in?

is jesus really your son

Is Jesus your son

is joan of arc in heaven

is judas in heaven?

Is just one religion right?

Is Laurent Nkunda a militant christian?

Is life in the Trinity really like Neapolitan ice cream?

is malcolm dodd a genuine atheist?

is mary magdelene a saint or sinner?

Is masturbation wrong?

is mike tyson muslim?

Is my Dad all right?

Is my dad in the spirit world?

is my dad ok?

Is my dinner ready yet?

is my Grandpa with him right now?

Is my life worth living ?

is my mother alright?

is nature more powerfull than god

Is nothingness truth?

Is Obama the Antichrist?

is Obama the Second Coming?

Is our destiny preordained

Is our free will worth all the suffering in the world?

Is P = NP?

is part of my soul aware of what is going on?

Is pie tasty?

is praying for my non christian friends and family enough to save them?

Is religion a neurosis?

Is religion a neurosis?

is sex before marriage wrong?

is the afterlife more important than earthly living

Is the answer to meaning of life really 48?whats the question?

Is the bible just Chinese whispers?

Is the course on tonight?

Is the earth the center piece of your life ... or will we get to heaven and find we are just a small part in a bigger picture ?

Is the easter bunny real too?

Is the Hokey Kokey what it's all about.

Is the Pope a Catholic?

is the recption on 3 good up there coz its shit dwn here

Is the scripture accurate?

is the teleological argument really true?

Is the united reformed church a cult

is the way we live our life on earth related to the experience we will have after death

Is there a bar in heaven

is there a devil?

IS there a easier way to blag money out of people than useless courses?

Is there a follow on course after Alpha?

Is there a god

is there a godis there a god

is there a greater meaning to life?

is there a heaven

is there a heaven?

is there a heaven?

is there a heaven?

is there a hereafter

Is there a jewish version of the alpha course? And why did you rob all the pagans holidays?

is there a life after death

Is there a new messiah?

Is there a place to go after death?

is there a plan or me, or do i make it myself?

Is there a point to life?

Is there a purpose to life?

Is there a school in heaven

is there a spirit world

is there a universal right and wrong?

Is there accountability after death ?

is there an afterlife

is there an afterlife?

is there an afterlife?

Is there any bigger purpose to my life?

Is there any causal relationship between priestly celibacy and priestly paedophilia?

is there any treatment for cancer?

is there anyone in hell?

is there anything in heaven better than chocolate

is there evidence to support that jesus body wasnt stolen but he actually rose from the grave physically

Is there life after death

is there life after death

is there life after death that is recognisable in terms of people we were in relatioships while on earth

Is there life after death?

is there love in this world?

is there more to life than this?

is there more to life than this?

Is there only one God

is there only one universe

is there other life on other planets if so who created them

is there really no point in my existence?

Is there really something out there?

Is there skiing in Heaven?

Is there such thing as life after death>

is there the possibility of a second fall?

is this a joke

Is this a wart or an insect bite?

is this all life is?

is this all life is?

Is this all there is?

Is this cooked through, or should I give it another few minutes?

Is this how you wanted the world to be, or did you go wrong somewhere?

is this it?

is this it?

Is THIS It?

Is this it?

is this it?

Is this it? Is this the best BBC and ITV can do on a Saturday night?

Is this it? you decide when we are born, die and we decide what happens in the middle

Is this really as good as it gets?

Is this really the best you could do???

is this rly a good use of the churces mass of wealth? seriously, shouldn't you be helping people?

Is this the end?

Is Tom Dickson your homeboy?

is your mum as picky as mine?

Isee you've been asked 401 questions so far. Will you be answering any of them? Thought not.

Isn't God just a crutch

Isn't it a bit unfair expecting us to pick the right one of so many religions without clear guidance as to which?

Isn't it high time we got a sequel to "The Bible"?

isn't it time you let the americans in on the 'hershey bar' joke?

isn't it wonderful?

Isn't the atheist bus campaign awesome?

Isn't the Atheist Bus Campaign brilliant?

isnt the bible just a bunch of made up stories

Isn't this fun? And it's free!

It says on the right "Alpha is an unqualified triumph." I would suggest leaving out "an" and "triumph".

It's your boy's birthday again, soon. What are you going to get him?

i've just bought a very big needle, can you send me a camel please?

I've never had sex with my boyfriend, however I've fallen pregnant to another guy! Can I claim it's yours?

Jacket Potato or Salad tonight?

Jehova's Witnesses. WTF?

Jesus died for somebodies sins...... but not mine !

Jesus spent much of his adult life with long hair wearing a frock and hanging round with 12 guys. Was he? No was he though?

Jesus was male his mum was a virgin... from whence cometh the SRY gene?He's not the Holy Spirit, he's a very naughty boy.

Just because i'm not getting a lot of nookie before marriage does that mean i'm christian?

Just in case you do exist, will you forgive me for asking you such silly questions?

Justify the theological suspension of the ethical

lol, does anyone who believes in you actually use this thing?

Lord, why did you not give is more evidence?

Lottie or Bella?

Many religions existed LONG before yours, so why pretend they didnt?

may you find me a husband.

me?

meaning of life

Memento mori?

Met any immovable objects recently?

metallica vs megadeth

Mohammed here. Having Vishnu, Buddha, &Allah round for pints and the football on Sat, maybe get Jesus too. Fancy it at all ?

Muhammed

My ma says your my father, so wheres the maintenance money then.

My mate Dave reckons he can open a jar with his arse! Is he making it up?

My mate Dave reckons he had a go on our Maths teacher. Did he? Was he any good?

My mate Dave reckons you're a tool. Why don't you deck him. Go on, dare ya!

My mate fancies you. Will you go out with her?

My Mother has dementia and we have to put her in a home. Why does she suffer? Why doesn't God take her?

My neighbour sun-bathes in a bikini. Should I have him stoned to death?

My son disobeyed me. Should I put him to his death?

Myspace or facebook?

Neil Harris wants to know why has atheistbus raised over £100k in a week and alphaposters only raised £387.00.

Next?

Nice to meet you, what do you do for a living?

NO! If god did exist what would YOU ask?

Noel Edmonds. Why?

nothing

nothing

Nothing

Nothing

nothing

nothing - he doesn't.

nothing. everything i need to know for my existance i know. i don't need to know anything more.

Nothing. This is obviously a hypothetical question.

Now what are you going to do to Richard Dawkins?

Oasis or Blur - Who Really Won the 90's?

OCCADD vs Alpha: Who is laughing the hardest at this stage?

Of all the crazy things you've done which is your favourite?

Of all the diseases which are you the most proud of

Of all the diseases, which is your favourite.

Of the various viruses and parasites which you've made, which one are you most proud of?

Oh God please can you help my Family reunion case in uk?

Oh is that you? These aren't the `droids you're looking for....

oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?

Oh one more, If Mary was a virgin why wasn't the child a girl? Without sperm the child should have been a clone of the mother!

Oi! Are you deaf?

ok, christmas and birthday then?

on which day did you kill all the creatures that turned into crude oil?

pain?

Parp?

peanut butter or vegemite?

People all know that the bible has been modified, so why the hell do they follow it?

People believe a god for of personal reasons.Why dont you physically prove your existence to people that dont have faith in you

Pepsi or Coke?

Please can I wake up now?

Please can you save me from the nothingness that follows death?

Please could you help me with my chemistry homework?

Please could you stop your followers from ramming religion down our throats? Thank you.

Please could you teach me?

Please Dad, I wish to wake up now!

Please forgive me

Please leave us alone...

Please show me some evidence

PLEASE, PLEASE talk to me.

Pointless question - God does not exist.

pointless.

poverty

proud?

prove your existance

Q: are symptoms and causes of mental disorder universal? 2500 words please, by next tuesday. thanks.

Q: Why are there no Alpha courses in Arundel?A: becuase we've better things to do with our timePraise the Dog!

question for the god of Abraham, why was the old testement written/put together by Roman Emperor Constantine?

reasons to be an engineer

Regarding the wars and mass killings that occur in your name. Could you not put a stop to those atrocities with your presence?

Religions are most diverse where health problems abound. Is that because religions isolate followers from strangers' viruses?

Remember the day you realized theres no Santa? Isnt it about time you had that kind of a day about God, too?

Satisfied with your treatment of Baby P are you?

seriously wheres my mustard, i wantto make a massive sandwhich

seriously, wheres my mustard, this isnt funny

several people think God the father, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are three separate beings, is the Trinity true?

sex before marriage?

sex before marriage?

sh88e alpha

shall I go to Guy's church today?

should I be with him?

should i do the washing or will you make it rain again as soon as i put it out?

Should I follow the shoe or the gourd?

Should I get my bathroom re-tiled or am I better off waiting until there's more clarity in the housing market?

should I have fish pie for tea tonight?

should i have toast or cereal?

Should I join the AA or RAC?

Should I run with scissors ?

Should I shower more often?

should i stay with seb?

Should I stone homos?

Should I wait until the Day of Judgment to ask you an actual question?

should the songs of solomon be essential reading for teenaged boys instead of'loaded'and'nuts'?

Should we eat meat ?

Should winkle-pickers be classified as offensive weapons?

Should you start with cold or boiling water when cooking pasta?

Shouldn't it say, "If God does exist what would you say?"

show me

show me a sign

Show me the next challenge

Since humans created you, would you disappear if we stopped believing in you?

Since we're better off without you would mind not existing please? If that's not too much trouble. It would be awfully kind.

Since you broke the first set of commandments, is it OK now to boil a baby goat in the milk of its mother?

Smite me, oh mighty smiter!

So - what went wrong with the dinosaurs, and why the big cover-up?

So exactly which God are you and which of the countless religions is/has been the correct one to follow?

so I know you worked terribly hard over those 7 days creating the universe and everything, so what do you do with yourself now?

So many questions, still no answers...

so what about the universe? who did that ?

so what am i supposed to be doing

So where are your answers to all these questions than ? Er, hello ? Anybody there ? Thought not.

So which God are you any way? Are you that Thor fella with the big hammer or are you the one with all of the arms?

So which of the gods invented over the centuries are you?Apollo?

So which of the original Star Wars Trilogy do you rate the highest?

So which of the original Star Wars Trilogy do you rate the highest?

So which one are you? The cruel vindictive God of the old testment or the one that loves us all?

So who do you think the next Doctor Who should be?

So who made you then?

so why is their sick children in the world ?

so why you?

So you're God... what's that all about?

So, Mary was, what, 15 years old? And you were 14 billion? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

So, okay, I read the Bible and I must say I'm a bit confused. Could you summarise please?

So, Thor, what do you make of that upstart Yahweh?

so, whats the deal with the world? suffering and religon and such?

So, which God are you?

So, who made you then?

So, why Hitler?

So, why people exactly?

Some people in mental hospitals believe they are Jesus. Are they correct?

Spit or swallow?

Sunni or Shia?

sup god

'sup.

sup?

Surely Jesus' resurrection negates any sacrifice made by him to cleanse us of our sins?

Surely the fact that you exist denies your very existence. As proof denies faith and without faith you are nothing.Well?

Surely you can see through this 'Alpha Course' for what it really is?

tell me about tithing

tellus why the church tolerates sea of faith amongst its priests????

Thank you for £1Billion

Thank you, you have helped me so much, is there anything i can help you with?

thanks for my lovely wife

Thanks for the parking space earlier today. Much appreciated.

Thankyou lord

That he just left us all alone and stopped meddeling. Sod off god!

That was a poor effort, wasn't it?

That's it? This is my life?

The bible tells us we are all born sinners. Babies who die are too young to repent & accept Jesus. Do they go to heaven or hell?

The bit in Psalm 137 about being happy about killing babies. Does that mean you are pro-abortion?

The bit in Psalm 137 about killing babies, does that mean you are pro-abortion?

the chicken or the egg?

The deaths due to religious persecution, how do you account for that?

The effects of global warming are killing the planet, whats going to happen?

the end objective of life on earth

The following statement is true: The previous statement is false: Are you like that?

The fool says in his heart "There is no god" (Psalm 14:1). THE WISE MAN SAYS IT TO THE WORLD!

The Large Hadron Collider is apparently looking for the God particle. Is there a Jesus particle as well?

The Old Testament is full of odious nonsense. Why did you allow it to be published?

the smell of cut grass or WD40?

The sooner humans move out of the dark ages the better.

the true meaning of life

The universe cant end, Can it? and if it does whats behind the end?

there is evidence to suggest that gay people are born gay and, if so, how can it ever be "wrong" to be gay?

There is no god, so why bother asking?

There is no God, we are the gods.

This expression: 'In Jesus' It sounds dodgy. Is it?

Those wakos in Christian voice, do they make you laugh or cry?

tights or stockings?

to erase suffering

to talk to me :D

Tonight I'm probably gonna watch some TV, have a couple of glasses of wine and then knock one out. Will you be watching

Tu dors avec la barbe au dessus ou au dessous des couvertures ?

twoja mama

U made us, who made you? an who made them? n them? and wht about the person who made them? R you Steven Hawkin? Or Chuck Norris?

w00t obama!

waht about all those who die without believing in You?

Wanna buy a big issue?

War! Huah! What is it good for?Absolutely nothing!

was frank l. baum hinting of your non-existence to his readers?

was God created and by whom?

was it nice and sunny?

Was it your intention for the toilet seat to be left up or down?

Was Jesus a Pacifist?

Was Jesus black like Obama?

was jesus gay?

was jesus REALLY a white person

Was Jesus really the son of God and not folklore

Was Jesus, really you? Or should i listen to The Prophet Mohammed? Peace be upon him.

was peter the apostle crusified

Was that Steven that i saw today?

was the duck billed platapus a joke, what do u find funny?

Was the earth created by you, or was it just chance?

Was the fall of Adam and Eve inevitable, in order for me to be able to judge good from evil, as the Mormons believe?

Was the universe written in Perl or PHP?

Was this really the best you could manage?

wat skin moustriser do u use

wazzup?

We are God, so the only question I have is when will I become God again.

we are living of the triangular trade. Is this true?

We did alright without you. Thanks for showing up, but why are you here?

we know the questions! answers please!

We live by your rules, so why not show us and reward us with your son, who was due to return to us.

Well? How many angels CAN dance on the head of a pin?

were and why my family have gone

were is all the revelation gone?

We're just humans, what's your excuse?

Were the hell is my bike?

Were the three wise men working for Social Services?

Were there any "gales of laughter" in the christian community at the Atheist Bus Campaign?

were there dinosaurs?

were you appalled that it took us all this time to do decimals,when you gave us 10 fingers?

Were you just bored when you created the Universe?

what a weird thing to have on a website, what ever is it for?

What about all the people who dies before Jesus came to earth. Are they saved?

What about Belsen? That was a bit harsh

What about cave men and people who live in places where there hasnt been the gospel taught to them. Will they be in heaven?

What about dinosaurs and the Ark?

What about dinosaurs?

what about other faiths

what about people who never hear

What about suffereing

what about suffering

what about suffering

what about the big bang and evolution

what after life?

what am i doing here?

what am i doing wronghelp

What am I here for?

what am i here to do?

what am I here to do?

what am I meant to do with my life that involves serving you?

What am I supposed to do here?

What am I supposed to do here?

what am i supposed to do with my life?

What Am I supposed to do?

what am i thinking?

what am i thinking?

what am I?

What are between atoms?

What are fridays winning numbers!

What are next week's lottery numbers?

What are next weeks lotto numbers including the bonus ball?

What are next weeks Lotto numbers?

what are reptilians?

What are sins you hate the most?

what are slugs for?

what are the benefits of your supposed existence?

What are the boundary conditions such that the physics that we know meets yours seamlessly (where, presumably, souls cross)?

what are the chances you really do exist?

What are the winning lottery numbers for every country for the next 100 years?

What are we capable of?

what are we here for?

What are you doing in my chair?

what are you doing in my house and who let you in?

What are you doing? Pour that back in the bottle and get out of my lounge.

What are you going to do to those poor mislead Buddhists?

What are you hiding from?

what are you more annoyed with. people ignoring your teaching or deliberatly misinterpreting it for their own ends

What are your thoughts on the Higgs Boson?

What are your views on end-times theology?

What are your views on the Brand and Ross incident?

What business is it of yours?

what came first the chicken or the egg?

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

What came first,humans or you(god)?

what came first....the chicken or the egg?

What can I do for you ?

what can i do improve myself in other to serve u(God) better?

what can i do to help myself?

What can I do to serve my fellow man and animals and make the world a better place to live in

what can swim faster, a dog or a horse?

What can we do to make the world and equal and just place?

What church should i attend

what colour are you

What colour are your socks

What colour is a triangle?

what colour is heaven?

what created god?

What created you?

what day did you create dinosaurs?

what day is it today

What did an omnipotent, omniscient, perfect being lack that it felt it had to CREATE something?

What did 'I' do soooo wrong ?

what did I do wrong

What did I do wrong?

what did i do yesterday?

what did i have for breakfast

what did I have for breakfast

what did i have for breakfast?

What did it smell like inside the ark and which side of the bed did you get out of that morning?

What did you do before creation?

What did you do before you created the heavens & the earth?

what did you have planned for us?

What distinguishes Alpha from other initiatives?

what do christians today think about miracles in the bible

what do i do

what do i need to do to follow you

what do I want

what do i want?

What do I want???

What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?

What do you derive from pain?

what do you do?

what do you fancy for breakfast?

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?

What do you give to a new believer

What do you have against garden gnomes?

What do you have planned for the rest of my life, will i get married and have children?

what do you like

What do you look like?

What do you prefer to wear? A casual pear of jeans or a crisp, smart pair of white Chinos?

What do you really think about homosexuality?

what do you think about homosexuality

What do you think about me

What do you think about the atheist bus poster campaign

What do you think about the bus?

what do you think of Alpha Course

What do you think of fossils?

What do you think of homosexuals?

What do you think of humans exploiting other humans in your name?

What do you think of organisations targeting and brainwashing people in your name?

What do you think of religion?

What do you think of religious brainwashing, God?Would you say it was morally wrong?

What do you think of the Atheist Bus campaign?

What do you think of the capitalist mode of production? What would you like Christians to do about it?

what do you think of us

what do you think you are playing at?

What do You want from me?

What do You want from me?

What do You want from me?

What do You want from me?

what do you want me to do

What do you want me to do for you?

what do you want me to do?

What do you want me to do?

what do you want me to do?

what do you want me to do?

what does 1+1 equal?

what does alpha teach about homosexuality

what does god need prayers for?

what does god say about divorce

What does god think of muslims?

what does he think of suicide

what does heaven look like?

What does life after death look like?

what does poo taste like?

what does the bible say about homosexuality

what does 'the' mean

What d'ya mean IF?

what effect does alpha have on humans

What else is going to go wrong in my life

what evidence is there of your existance?

What exactly IS salvation?

What exactly is so sinful about mixed-fibre clothing?

what existed the second before you existed ?

What flavour is vanilla?

what game do u like best on wii?

What gender is God?

What gender is the Holy Spirit?

what hapopens when we die?

What happened to Jesus coming back in the year 2000?

what happened to judas?

What happened to my old phone? It just seemed to disappear.

What happened to Simon the Sorcerer?

what happened to the dinosaurs

what happened to the dinosaurs

What happens after death

what happens after death ??

What happens after death.

what happens after death?

what happens after death?

what happens after death?

what happens after death?

What happens after death?

what happens after we die?

What happens at the end of the Italian Job?

what happens next?

what happens next?

what happens to atheists?

what happens to loved ones who dont believe in Jesus will we still see them in heaven

what happens to me when i die

What happens to non-believers when they die?

What happens to people after death

What happens to people who have never heard the gospel? Can they be saved?

What happens when a baby, young child, or aborted fetus dies?

what happens when i die

What happens when I die

What happens when I die?

what happens when i die?

what happens when I die?

what happens when I diewhat happens after death

What happens when we die?

what happens when we die?

What happens when we die?

what happens when we die?why are we bought into this world?

what happens when you die

What has really happened with regards to our interactions with you from start of the homo genus to the present

What have you ever actually done for us?

What have you got against clams? Poor mites.

What have you got against eating shellfish?

What have you got against gay love?

What have you got against gays?

what have you got in common with thor, apollo, zeus and the flying spaghetti monster?

What I am doing here ?

What I should I do with my life?

What if god was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus? Trying to make his way home...

what if i lost my faith but want to gain it back will it help me

What if I've chosen the wrong religion and every time I pray I'm just making you madder?

what is 2 plus 2?

what is 2375693874657293645 times 238974562378965235?

what is Alpha

what is Alpha

what is alpha course

what is Alpha course

what is an alpha course

What is at the end of space?

what is death

What is deja vu?

what is disconbobulation?

What is eternity

what is five times two

what is god?

what is God's view on marriage

what is Godwhat is God

what is happiness?

what is heaven like? and will i ever get to see it?

What is Heaven?

What is her name?

what is his plan

what is holy crap exactly?

What is in hotdogs?

What is in store for my future?

What is infinity and which bus takes one there?

What is it about the smell of burning animal guts that you love so much?

what is it exactly that you do, sir (or dame)?

What is it with you and your friend the Tooth Fairy. All this obsession with little children and their teeth. Sheesh!

What is its relevance to 6 billion humans and all other living creatures on earth and throughout the history of the universe.

what is life

what is life

what is life about?

WHAT IS LIFE ALL ABOUT

what is life all about

what is life?

What is life?

what is love?

what is love?

What is love?

What is Michael Jackson?.........HEEE HEEEE!!!

what is my future like

what is my middle name

what is my name?

what is my pupose

What is my purpose

what is my purpose

what is my purpose

What is my purpose ?

what is my purpose for being?

What is my purpose for this life time?

What is my purpose here on earth?

what is my purpose here?

what is my purpose here?

what is my purpose in life

What is my purpose in life?

what is my purpose on earth

What is my purpose on this earth?

What is my purpose?

What is my purpose?

What is Myrrh anyway? is it a balm?

what is next

what is next

What is Nicky Gumbel doing now?

what is one add one?

what is our purpose

What is our purpose ?

what is our purpose?

what is outside of the universe

What is right, and what is wrong?

what is satisfaction

what is so important about belief

what is stone hedge for

What IS that man doing with that question mark at the top of this page?

what is the alpha course

What is the Alpha course

what is the alpha course

what is the answer to the eternal question?

what is the answer to the eternal question?

What is the average age of a badger?

What is the best way to cook a badger?

What is the best way to permanently get rid of all gods?

what is the biggest river in the world

what is the capital of the world

What is the cause of all causation?

what is the colour of nothingness

What is the correct procedure for turning water into wine?

what is the course

what is the deal with the jews?

what is the difference between self and spirit

what is the difference between self and spirit

what is the fast way to get you?

What is the FIWC Stadium?

What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?

what is the greatest good a human can do

what is the greatest religion?

What is the half-life of blue brie?

What is the holy spirit

what is the lhc

What is the link between the cross and forgiveness? Penal subsitution? Moral example? Chritus Victor? Something else?

what is the love

WHAT IS THE MAENING OF LIFE

what is the main defrences between orthodox and katholic faith?

what is the meaning of all this

what is the meaning of all this

What is the meaning of it all?

what is the meaning of life

what is the meaning of life

what is the meaning of life

what is the meaning of life ?

What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

what is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

what is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

what is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

what is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

what is the meaning of life?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?

What is the meaning of life?

what is the meaning of life?

what is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of our life, what can we expect at the end?

What is the meaning to life?What is the grand purpose?

What is the most important thing in my life to focus on now?

what is the name of your dad and mother

what is the number before infinity

What is the only dog that excretes uric acid?

what is the opposite of shoelace?

what is the optimal frequency for internet banner advertising?

what is the point

what is the point

what is the point in it all?

what is the point in it all?

what is the point in life?

What is the point of disease and pollution

what is the point of it all?

what is the point of it all?

what is the point of it all?

what is the point of life

what is the point of life?

what is the point of life?

what is the point of this miserable existence

What is the point of wasps?

What is the point of you. Why do you exist?

What is the point?

what is the point?

what is the purpose of cruelty?

What is the purpose of life

what is the purpose of life?

what is the purpose of life?

What is the purpose of life?

What is the purpose of life?

What is the purpose of life?

what is the purpose of living ?

what is the purpose of mankind

what is the purpose of money?

What is the purpose of my life?

What is the purpose of your existence?

what is the real meaning of terrorist

What is the root of persistent malaise ?

what is the sense of life?

What is the sound of one cheek farting?

what is the square root of -1

what is the square root of (185475672-7461741943)/2645947

What is the square root of 2?

What is the square root of half past three?

what is the trinity

what is the truth?

What is the weight of a badger?

what is this?

What Is This?

What is truly love?

what is with wasps?

What is wrong with everybody?

What is wrong with science?

what is your fave pizza topping?

What is your favorite color?

what is your favourite colour

what is your favourite colour?

What is your favourite Krispy Kreme doughnut?

what is your favourite shade of mauve?

what is your most deadly wrestling move?

what is your name

what is your name

what is your name

What is your name?

What is your name?

what is your name?

What is your opinion on nodes? Do you think they are worth integrating into our every day lives?

What is your opinion on the recent Atheist Bus Campaign? How do you propose to counter it?

what is your plan for my life

what is your purpose for me?

What is your purpose for the universe and what role do humans have in the plan?

WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME

What Job Will I Have?

what kin of gog is he

what kind of a thing are you?

What kind of bullshit did you create?

what kind of jam is the best?

What kind of retard would make a place like this anyways?

What made you a sick bastard?

What made you decide we had to jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops in order to enjoy peace and everlasting happiness?

what makes one man better than another

What motivated you to create the world as you did?

what next?

What on Earth am I doing on this website on a Friday night?!

What on earth do you mean by 'God'? What attributes are you ascribing to it, other than the ability to be asked things?

What on earth is going on?

What part of my life can i not re-live?

What poeople who fall in love shoud do if they love married one?

What purpose does war play in your grand scheme

What qualifications do I need to get into Oxford University, England, with Psychology, Philosophy and Economics at A-Levels?

what question should i be asking you?

What question should I have asked you and what is the answer to it?

what reason are we on earth for

what relevance does science have in the christian church?

What religion are you?

What religion is the right one?

What rhymes with orange?

What s the meaning of life

What shape would chairs be if out knees bent the other way?

What should I ask a non-existent entity?

what should i be doing

what should i do

what should i do with my life?

what should i do with my wife

what should I do?

what should i wear on saturday night?

what sized washer do I need for this tap?

What sort of Christian do you agree with - catholic, protestant, orthodox...?

What the hell are you playing at, numbnuts?!

what the hell is this place?

What the hell is your problem?

What the hell were you thinking when you came up with viruses??

What the point of life is?

What time do you call this?

What time does the last bus leave the station?

What time is it?

What time is it?

what time is it?

What time is it?

what time is love

what was 1st the chicken mcnugget or the egg mcmuffin?

What was all the mixed fibres stuff about ? A little hint about germs would have been nice.

What was he thinking

What was Jesus's blood group?

what was Lucifer doing for an eternity before he became Satan? Wasn't he good guy once?

What was my dad like ?

What was the point of dinosaurs?

what was with the big secret then? Why couldnt you have made yourself more obvious?

What was your origional plan, (is it this?) and why?

What were you smoking?

what were you thinking when creating jellyfish?

What were you thinking!!!???

What will all this end with

What will be saturdays's lottery numbers!

what will hapen when you die

What will happen if I don't believe in God?

what will happen to unbelievers?

what will happen when I die?

What will happen when we die?

What will my sister who died at ten look like in heaven and what would i look like to her

What will next Saturdays lottery numbers be

What will next weeks lottery numbers be

What will next week's lottery numbers be?

What will next weeks lottery numbers be? Come on, you can tell me...

What will tonight's lottery numbers be?

what will win the first race at ascot tomorrow

what will you think when robots are clearly more intelligent and feel more intensely than humans ?

what work can i best do

what would be the best way to invite my unbelieving daughter to an alpha course?

What would be your advice to a Christian Scientist with appendicitis?

What would God say about homosexuals?

what would the world be like if there was no sin or evil?

what would YOU ask?

what would you change if you could do it all again

What would you do if i kicked you in the face?

what would you do if i were to commit suicide?

What would you say is the emotion that everyone should experience at least once?

what would you suggst i ask?

what year did the earth start

What, exactly, are the commandments written on the tablets which Moses brought down from the mountain?

what?

what's 1 + 1?

whats better age of conan or world of warcraft

whats gods idea ofa perfect saturday morning?

whats going to happen in 2012

what's going to happen to richard dawkins when he dies?

what's happening?

Whats his favourite colour :)

What's it all about, Alfie?

what's it like on the other side ?

What's it like to be a genocidal maniac?

what's love got to do, got to do with it?

whats my destiny

whats my purpose

Whats next weeks lottery numbers

Whats outside of reality?

what's s/he like?

what's so great about free will? Free will is an idea that cannot be proven without the aid of a time machine anyway

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?

whats the alpha course got to do with god?'If god did exist' ok tehn thanks for the answers to life alpha course

What's the Christian god's second favourite religion?

what's the deal with dinosaurs?

What's the deal with you?

What's the difference between the Alpha course and the Moonies?

whats the meaning of life and the universe ect you know the rest if not 42 your rong

What's the meaning of life?

what's the meaning of life?

Whats the overheads on a joint like heaven

what's the patter with africa then?

whats the point

whats the point

What's the point

whats the point in the world?

whats the point?

whats the point?

whats the point?

What's the point?

WHAT'S THE POINT?

whats the purpose of life?

whats the square root of infinity?

whats the time

What's the time, Mr Wolf?

What's the time?

What's this year's winner for the national?

what's this?

What's up with natural disasters?

What's up?

What's with all the different religions, dude?

What's with all the smiting?

What's with telling that dude to kill his son to prove that he believed in you? Doesn't that only attract murdering fanatics?

whats with the beard?

What's with the beard?

what's with the beard?

what's wrong with homosexuals

whats your bra size

whats your email address and do you get spammed for viagra?

whats your favorite food?

What's your favourite Beatles' tune?

What's your favourite hymn?

What's your max deadlift?I bet I can beat it

What's your MSN?

what's your name

whats your real name?

What's your star sign?

whats your uncle called?

whay are you shit?

when all religion's pray for peace,and a few in religion for war ,why does he only answer the prayers for war?

when Am I going to super rich

WHEN AM I GONNA GET AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION

When and How will you answer these questions?

When are Eastenders Repeats?

When are you coming back?

When are you getting your round in?

when are you going answer my question?

When are you going on tour?

when are you going to die

When are you going to grow up?

When are you going to retire?

When are you going to subscribe to Amnesty International, Oxfam, Cancer Research, Child Poverty Action etc. etc. etc......?

when can i come home

when can we have a conversation

when do i get my answer

When do you think superstition will finally be eradicated by the march of science?

When do you think the human race will grow up and stop believing in sky-pixies?

when does lost season 4 come out on dvd in england?

when does the holy spirit come to you

when god created woman did he have a purpose in mind

When he was young, did you ever have to administer corporal punishment to Jesus? Oh, I see, crucificion - a bit strict?

When I am on the floor in pain, where are you then?

When I ask a question - why does it disappear?

When I can see you again?

When I'll be happy?

when is judgement day?

when is the end gonna happen

When is the next super mario game coming out on nintendo wii?

when is the second coming of Jesus

When Jeebs popped his cloggs, what, exactly, did he say? why the different versions in the gospels?

When Mesiiah will come?

when people die where do they go

When people say they "know" God, is that in the biblical sense?

When religions have finished blowing us up while claiming special privileges, could the rest of us have our planet back?

when somebody you know on earth dies,when you die do you know each other in the next life?

when the earth is going to be destroyed

When the pain will stop?

When they gave such a big job out, how come they appointed an incompetent like you?

when was ceiling cat cast out of heaven?

when was you born

When we pray for healing why are some peolpe blessed almost instantaneously and others not at all ?

when will aliens visit us ?

when will He judge the good and the bad

When will I be rich?

when will i become a millionaire

when will i die

when will i die

when will i get a job?

when will i get a new assignment

When will I get married?

when will i see you again? when will we share precious moments?

when will it all end

When will it stop raining?

when will Jesus come again?

when will jesus come back to earth

When will me and my family be free of our duties towards my mother and be able to migrate to Australia?

when will my quistions apper on the list

When will my roof be finished?

When will people realise we are all one? Our energy as creators, powers our reality. Let's make it worth living for.

When will people realize that the god hypothesis fails?

WHEN WILL REVELATIONS BEGIN AND HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO BE FINALIZED?

when will someone love me

When will the new Jerusalem come?

when will the optimum method for opening cartons be finalised?

When will the pain stop? What did I do wrong?

When will the world end ?

when will the world end?

when will there be a second coming?

when will there be a second coming?

When will these people flock FROM the man-made laws of christianity and INTO the clean & pure folds of Islam?

when will u come back

When will you be appearing on HIGNFY?

when will you bring the pork chops ? the last supper is begining to get cold and i cant eat without them ..

When will you make it stop raining?

when will you send your Son to us again

When will you stop people from killing in your name?

when would i lose weight

When you thought up Strictly Come Dancing what on earth were you thinking?

When's he coming back

where are you?

where abouts does god live i heard its in manchester

where am i

Where am I?

where and how perfection?

Where are my car keys?

where are my cufflinks

Where are my dead cats?

where are my glasses

where are my keys ?

where are my keys?

Where are my keys?

where are my keys?

where are my pants?

Where are my shoes?

where are my socks?

where are the nearest buried dinosaur bones

where are the people who have died

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

where are we from

where are we going?

where are we?

where are you

where are you

where are you

where are you

where are you

where are you

where are you ?

where are you and have you allways been there?

where are you from?

Where are you hiding?

Where are you hiding?

Where are you?

Where are you?

Where are you?

where are you?

where are you?

where are you?

where are you?

Where are you?

where are you?

Where can I buy a decent cutlery divider?

Where can i dump the bodies?

Where can I find a picture of the Alpha course bus?

Where can I find him?

Where can I get some cheap yet eco-friendly cushion pads in London before 5 this evening?

where can i see him

Where did all the anti-matter go?

where did all the other gods go to?

where did christianity start

where did go all the stupid people when I grew up

where did god come from

where did he come from

Where did he come from?

Where did he come from?Who created him?Is he also subject to the laws of time and matter?

where did i go wrong

where did i leave my car keys?

Where did i leave my keys?

Where did I leave the house keys?

where did I lose my keys?

Where did I put my spectacles, oh all-knowing one?

Where did it all go wrong?

where did my mum go when she died?

where did my question go?

where did my question go? it's not on the list :-(

Where did people go when they died before you invented Heaven and Hell?

Where did the money come from that funds "the alpha course"?

Where did we go wrong? And how can we put things right and live peacefully alongside each other?

where did you come from

where did you come from

where did you come from?

Where did You come from?

Where did you come from?

Where did you come from?

Where did you come from?

where did you come from?

Where did you come from?

where did you come from?

where did you come from?

where did you go wrong ??

Where did you manage to find 72 virgins in this day and age?

Where do badgers go in the winter?

where do black people go after death?

Where do different race people come from?

where do i start?

Where do men come from ? Why can't the whole world be run by women!! It would run much better.

where do people go when they die and how do you know when he's lookinging out for you?

Where do we find the answers

where do we go

where do you come from God?

Where do you live?

Where do you stand on dogshit in our local park?

Where do you store all the minds of the people who take Alpha courses?

where do you veiw these questions

where does garry glitter come in your big plan?

Where does He come from?

where does homosexuality come from?

Where does Kevin Keegan go next?

WHERE DOES MAN GO AFTER DEATH

Where does morality come from since it cannot come from you?

Where does my question to God go?

Where does Santa live?

Where does sin (bad things) come from? Did you (God) create it?

Where does the soul go after suicide

where does the word "trinity" appear in the bible?

where does this take me?

where has he been?

where have all my questions gone, let alone the answers?

Where have all the cowboys gone?

where have I left my glasses?

where have you been

where have you been all my life?

Where have you been?

Where have you been?

where have you been?

Where have you been?

Where have you been?

Where have you been? Honestly some `God' you are!

where I am comig and where I am going to and why?

where is Ben Doolan?Is Rick going to be married in one year from now?Will Rennie get married next Autumn>?

Where is Biggles?

where is bin laden

where is daniel at the moment?

Where is God

where is god

where is god?

where is heaven

where is heaven

Where is my dog Tuggy, will I see him again?

Where is My life going?

Where is my mobile phone

where is my mum

where is my mum?

where is my question?

Where is Noahs Ark ?

where is the proof

where is the proof?

Where is the smiling bomber?

Where is the 'Undo' button in real life?

Where is you're nose? I feel like breaking it would do you some good.

Where my dawg?

where on your website is your logo?

where r u?

where should we go for lunch?

where the bloody hell are my sausages?

Where the hell have you been Mr.Omnipotent? Us humans demand compensation for your negligence.

where was I before I was born

Where was I before I was conceived?

where we come and where we going to and why?

where were you all this time?

where will i go when i die?

Where will I go when I die?

where you been?

where's elvia

Where's John's "Gears of War"?

Where's Lord Lucan?

where's my left sock?

wheres my mustard?

Where's that bicycle I prayed for in 1960?

where's the other sock?

Where's the sugar bowl?

where's the video?

Where's this years pay rise

which animals have bones in their bodies

which are better, Jammy dodgers with hearts or smiles?

Which are the 163 countries in which Alpha courses are run?

Which church should I give the most money to? Can't I just internet/BCC money to you?

Which god am I talking to here?

which god are you ment to be? christian? hindu? wiccan?explain religion please!!!

which god are you?

Which God are you?

Which god are you?

which god are you? As it would be terrible to have picked the wrong one!

which god?

which high street bank would you suggest?

Which is the correct explanation for our creation, Darwin's or the Bible's?

which is the right path to heaven?

which of the many many gods that humans have invented are you?

Which of the other gods do you get along best with? How often do you get together and what do you talk about?

Which of the other gods do you get on best with? What do you talk about when you meet?

Which one are you please?

which one of the universes is your favourite?

Which particular flavour of god are you - christian, muslim, jewish, hindu? They surely can't all be the one true god...

which religion is correct?

which way is up?

Which would you rather be, a man's brain in the body of a monkey or a monkey in the body of a man?

Whiskey: are you a fan and if so what would you recommend I try next?

who ?

who actually eat all the pies?

who am i

who am i

who am i

who am i

who am i

who am i

who am i?

Who am I?

who am i?

Who am I?

who am i?

who am i?

Who am Iï¼Å¸

Who are right? Jews, Muslims or Christians? Can't you sort them out?

Who are we to shepherd the inquisitive; when, in reality, we know very little (or nothing) ourselves?

who are you

Who are you

who are you and where did you come into being?

who are you really?

Who are you to judge me?

Who are you, and how did you get here?

Who are you, and how did you get here?

who are you, really?

who are you?

who are you?

who are you?

who are you?

who are you?

who are you?

who are you?

who are your parents

Who broke the specification?

Who brought religion?

who created God?

Who created god?

who created the earth?

who created the world

Who created who in the image of who ?

Who created you then?

Who created you, then?

Who created you?

Who created you?

who created you?

Who created you?

who created you?

Who Created You?

who created you?

who created you?

who created you?

Who created you?

who created you?

who created you?

who created you?

who created you?

who did i pull 2 weeks ago?

Who do you look to inspiration and guidance?

Who do you pray to?

who do you support?

who do you worship

who documented the first book of the bible genesis

who first thought of licking a cane toad?

Who gave you that name?

who gave you the name "god"???

Who has got the nicest mimsy in the world?

who im i

who invented the sewing machine

who is alpha

who is bob

Who is Fake Blood?

who is God

who is god

who is god to us

who is god?

who is God?

who is God?

Who is god?

who is gods father?

who is going to win the American election

who is in control?

who is jesus

who is jesus

Who Is Jesus ?

who is jesus?

Who is Jesus?

who is mouhammed

who is nicky gumbel?

Who is the Bride of Christ

Who is the love of my life

Who is this Alf O'Coarse bloke anyway?

Who is your creator, God?

Who is your creator?

who is your favourite british stand up comedian?

Who is your mother?

Who killed JFK?

who knows when my birthday is?

who knows when my birthday is?

Who made god

who made god

Who made god?

who made god?

who made him?

who made the universe

who made the world?

who made you

Who made you

Who made you ?

who made you the one to judge

Who made you then?

Who made you?

Who made you?

who made you?

who made you?

who made you?

Who made you?

Who made you?

Who made you?

Who made you? Who made who made you? Who made who made who made you?

Who made you?Do you worship him?Does he tell you you're a sinner?

who put him in charge?

Who put the "bomp" in the "bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"Who put the "ram" in the "ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong"?

Who put the bop in the wop de bop shop?

Who put the wham in the whamalang a ding bang?

Who put you in charge?

who r u?

Who scored the winning goal in the 1985 League Cup final?

Who scratched the side of my car?

Who shot the deputy?

Who should I bet on in the Melbourne Cup?

Who should I pray to: Odin, Zeus or Ra?

Who the heck are you?

who was christ

who was created first man or woman?

Who was God?

who was mary magdaline?

who was Moses?

Who was right - the Pope or Henry VIII?

who were the first people to have sex?

Who will be the next Doctor Who?

Who Will I Marry?

Who will win in the 3:45 at Kemptown?

Who will win the Grand National?

who would win in a fight, God or optimus prime?

Who would win in a fight, Jason Bourne or Jack Bauer?

who would win in an armwrestle between Santa Claus and the tooth fairy?

Who you are?

Who?When?What?How?

who's the daddy?

Who's the fifth president?

whos your best mayte

Who's your favourite Doctor Who?

Whose side were you on the 30-years war?

whst is petrol?

why is my life still the same. Always suffering, no change, difficulty...

Why 42?

why aids

WHY ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THIS WORLD

why all the different religions

why all the hate and war and pain in the world

why all the humans?

why all the hunger, poverty, wars and senseless killings

Why all the pain and suffering

why all the suffering

why all the suffering?

Why all the suffering?

Why all the suffering? Why can't you show yourself? Is this all there is?

Why allow so many innocents to suffer?

why allow suffering

why allow suffering

why am i

why am i a bad person

why am i alive

why am i alive

why am i alive

why am i fat

why am i fat?

Why am I gay?

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

Why am I here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

Why am I here

WHY AM I HERE

why am I here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here

why am i here ?

Why am I here for?

Why am I here?

why am i here?

why am i here?

why am i here?

Why am I here?

Why am I here?

Why am I here?

Why am I here?

why am I here?

why am i here?

why am i here?

Why am I here?

why am I here?

why am i here?

why am i lazy

why am i lonely

why am i married

why am I me?

why am i not as lucky as some?

why am i not happy

why am I not happy

Why am I not happy with what I have got?

why am i not pretty

why am i not rich?

why am i overweight?

Why am I s***?

Why am I so angry ?

Why am I so confused?

Why am i so depressed?

why am i so lonely

why am I so lonely

Why am i so muscular?

why am i so sad

why am i so small

why am I so small

why am i so tired?

Why am i so unlucky?

why am I so weak?

why am i starving?

why am i struggling quite a lot?

why am i such a coward in life, can you help me find courage?

why am I surrounded by so many but feel so alone?

why am i the way i am?

Why am I told what to believe?

why am I too lazy to use a question mark

why am i unhappy?

why am i wasting my time with this nonsense.

why am i white?

Why am I who I am and not somebody else?

Why am I who I am?

why and when

Why are all these questions vetted and only 'soft' questions posted?

Why are all those goddy stories so boring?

why are all women crazy?

Why are all your catholic ministers paedophiles?

Why are any of us here at all?

Why are atheists so awesome?

why are blacks unequal

why are children allowed to die?

why are children allowed to die?

why are children allowed to die?

why are children hurt

why are children starving?

Why are chips called fried in the US, are the Americans abnormal?

Why are Christian rock bands so bad?

why are christians so judgemental?

Why are Christians so tediously boring ?

why are extentionsso expensive?

Why are fish so smelly?

Why are 'gay' people treated differently ?

Why are good people hurt?

why are hibs so shite

Why are IKEA kitchens sooo badly made?

Why are innocent young children raped ?

Why are intelligent and/or highly educated people far less likely believe in you?

why are Jews persecuted ?

Why are Linda McCartney's vegetarian sausages horrible?

Why are meat-eaters so squeamish about killing the things they eat?

why are men ignorant?

why are men so blind to see that you are real?

Why are most natural things beautiful, but most man-made things ugly?

Why are most religious people willfully ignorant to religions flaws and scientific truths?

Why are none of the arguments for your existence remotely convicing?

Why are people always so sure about their religions when there could be more than one?

why are people born gay

why are people gay

Why are people giving more money to the atheist bus campaign than your alpha posters?

Why are people nasty?

Why are people so impressed by celebrity culture, yet so uninterested in people around them?

Why are people so stupid?

why are people such retards?

Why are pickles so jammin??

Why are poor and defenseless people dying each day even when they pray to you? You're really pretty evil, arent' you?

Why are public toilets sometimes engaged but never married?

Why are religious people so revoltingly patronising?

Why are religious people such intolerable idiots?

why are small children born with aids?

Why are so many christians blind to the hatred they spread about different and non-believers?

why are so many innocent children hurt

Why are so many of African people who believe you exist dying of hunger and disease?

Why are so many paedophiles drawn to the priesthood? Is it the abundant opportunities afforded by the position of trust?

Why are so many people athiest?

Why are so many people dumb enough to believe this fairytale?

why are so many people dying and getting robbed?

Why are so many people dying in India, Surely Godb can stop the flooding ?

why are so many people ill or suffering from disabilties, even children, who cannot have done anyone any harm at all.

Why are so many people lost?

why are so many people so miserable?

why are so many people so sure You're not real

Why are so many people who appear to be extra nice always the ones to be wary of?

Why are so many priests paedophiles?

why are so many things so hard?

why are some Christians so selfish

Why are some of your followers mis-informed failures?

Why are some people born into christian families and some people not

why are some people gay?

why are some people luckier than others?

Why are such atrocities committed in your name?

Why are the band Black Kids not all black?

Why are the only people who rely upon religion the weak, the stupid and the bored?

why are their so many evil people who want to kill hurt and make others life miserable?

why are there countries where many people are paying to try to lose weight when other people in the world are starving?

why are there different coloured people?

why are there fossils?

Why are there no dinosaurs in the old testament?

why are there so many different beliefs about you?

Why are there so many different religions in the world?

Why are there so many different religions that incite followers to kill members of rival religions?

why are there so many different religions?

why are there so many different religions?

Why are there so many good reasons to dismiss religion in its entirety?

Why are there so many questions about badgers?

Why are there so many stupid people? (Atheists, not Christians)

why are there so many wars

why are there wars

Why are there wars and paedophiles?

Why are there wars?

why are we alive?

why are we born to die ?

why are we hear

why are we here

why are we here

Why are we here

why are we here

why are we here

why are we here

why are we here

why are we here

why are we here

why are we here

why are we here

Why are we here, we are killing the planet what is our purpose?

Why are we here?

why are we here?

why are we here?

why are we here?

Why are we here?

WHY ARE WE HERE?

why are we here?

Why are we here?

why are we here?

why are we here?

Why are we here?

Why are we here?

why are we here?

why are we here?

why are we here?

Why are we here?

why are we here?

WHY ARE WE ON EARTH

Why are we on Earth?

why are we still experiencing wars in various countries

why are we still paying for the sins that Eve committed all those years ago?

Why are we wearing crappy clothes instead of clothes from the 19th century

Why are you a bell end?

Why are you a bell end?

why are you a misogynist?

why are you a moron?

why are you a psychopath

Why are you a psychopath?

Why are you a psychopath?

Why are you cruel to us?

Why are you do angry?

Why are you doing this to us?

why are you evil?

Why are you here?

why are you making so many people suffer in the world like poverty and stuff?

why are you never there in conflict times? Why do you let George Bush say he's a christian?!

why are you not a woman?

why are you on a website..

why are you particularly evasive and realistically, useless?

why are you promoting cristinaity? is it the right religion? i dont think so, all paths lead to god

Why are you represented by emotionaly constipated self rightous petty fascist who hate and fear anything they don't undrestand.

why are you so big

Why are you so bothered about the gender or my lover?

Why are you so cruel?

WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?

Why are you so desperate to be worshipped?

why are you so different?

Why are you so easy to make fun of?

why are you so evil

Why are you so evil?

why are you so fickle and contrary?

Why are you so incompetent?

why are you so inept?

Why are you so insecure you need to be worshipped

Why are you so jealous of other gods when you claim to be the only god?

Why are you so needy for our devotion God? Would you like to talk to someone about it?

why are you so ney?

Why are you so obsessed with yourself that you demand people to believe in you?

why are you so powerless

why are you so racist?

Why are you so silly?

Why are you so unfair to us by forgiving bad guys just for believing in you and ignoring good people who do not believe you?

why are you so useless in dealing with important issues?

Why are you so utterly absent?

why are you so vain

Why are you so vain? Why do you need us to worship you? You were once a jealous and wrathful God, what happened?

why are you so violent and cruel

why are you still here?

Why are you such a bar steward?

why are you such a bastard?

Why are you such a bastard?

why are you such a bastard?

why are you such a bastard?

Why are you such a big disappointment?

why are you such a coward?

Why are you such a cruel deity?

Why are you such a douche all the time?

Why are you such a douche?

Why are you such a genocidal, jealous and racist lunatic?

Why are you such a git?

Why are you such a horrible thing?

Why are you such a hypocrite?

Why are you such a merciful and forgiving God?

Why are you such a miserable shit bag?

why are you such a narcissistic, insecure, vindictive little boy?

Why are you such a prick?

Why are you such a prick?

why are you such a racist bastard

Why are you such an a****** all the time?

why are you such an evil God in the Old Testament e.g Richard Dawkings, Christopher Hitchens

Why are you such an unfriendly entity?

Why are you using a course to recruit members?????

Why are your followers so painfully stupid?

Why are your followers so stupid and humourless?

why aren't I a millionaire ?

Why arent we dead yet?

Why aren't you listening any more God?

Why as so many innocent children hurt

Why be born again, why not just grow up?

why birmingham?

why bother ?send me and only me this weeks lottery numbers.thanks

why bother?

Why bother?

why bother?

why can brian from family guy talk if he is a dog

why can I not hear you

why can i not stop thinking of you?

why can I only ask god questions of 128 characters or less. a text message is longer

Why can my question only be 128 characters long?

why can we all be happy, and love to live and live to love

why can we not see you?

Why can you forgive a paedophile but not an atheist?

Why can you forgive a paedophile but not an atheist?

Why cannot we live in peace, why all these wars

Why can't everyone be equal in the world?

why cant i be good person all the time?

why can't i do good all the time?

why cant i do what you ask of me,i am finding it hard

why cant i find love. am i pathetic

Why can't I find the right person to love?

why can't I find what I want

Why can't I find you and feel the love others feel for You?

Why can't I get laid?

Why can't I heal people

why cant i hear you?

why cant i hear you?

why can't i lick my elbow?

Why can't I overcome barriers?

Why can't I pray since my father died?

Why can't I see any of my questions - are you censoring them?

why cant i see u ?

Why can't I see you ?

Why cant i see you?

why can't i seem to get to an alpha course?

Why can't I sleep?

why can't i stick to diets

why can't my financial blessings be released?

Why can't people identify more than two types of philosophy? (Christians, not Atheists)

Why can't people punctuate a sentence?

Why can't people think of a better way of disproving god's existence than the cliched "WRY DO PEOPLE SUFFER" argument?

why can't u stop evil from happening all around us?

why cant we all be rich

why cant we all go to heaven, good AND bad?

why can't we have 13 year old wives like they do in the bible and in the church..

Why can't we have children?

why can't we have world peace

Why can't we see you?

Why can't you heal amputees?

Why can't you just leave us alone?

Why can't you just prove your existence?

Why can't you just turn up in the flesh so we can all stop worrying about whether you are real or not?

Why can't you make it clear which religion is right?

why celibacy

why celibacy?

why celibacy?

why christianity?

Why couldnt we save her?

why create a world with so much suffering?

why create cancer, mental illness, and disability?

why create diseases, kill innocent children and mass poverty

Why create imperfection

Why create natural disasters?

Why create religion, it in turn creates so much unecessary pain and suffering?

why create us, when you could do so much more

why deliberately make it so difficult for rational people to believe in you?

Why di Jesus die for us

Why di Jesus die for us

Why di Jesus died for us?

why did apple release the mighty-mouse when its little scroll wheel barely lasts a month?

why did aunt alice die?

Why did both my parents have to die so suddenly and unexpectedly?

why did christians prey on me when I was having a bad time thinking it would make me pray?

Why did God allow Alpha?

Why did God allow the devil to exist

why did GOD allowed evil to torment the earth and the people in it ?

Why did God choose to communicate through self contradictory books that even his believers cannot agree on?

Why did God decide to kill Moses because his son had not yet been circumcised. Exodus 4:24-26

Why did God let children in Africa branded as witches be abused & killed in his name? What kind of psycho is God?

Why did God make me an atheist?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did God make me on the earth?

Why did god make my son gay?

why did he allow the tsunami

why did he commit infanticide, ethnic cleansing and sanction the repression and rape of women?

why did he create homosexuals

why did he create us?

why did he let john terry miss a penalty against united in the champions league final?

why did he make women so complicated

why did he take my son

why did i come into existence? what is my purpose?

why did i ever question your existance?

why did i get expelled from sunday school?did i ask too many questions?

why did i have cancer

why did I have to move with my aunty and uncle in bel air?

Why did I lose my faith and turn my back on the church

why did i only get a tanner for my teeth, when some of my friends got a shilling?

why did jesus die

why did Jesus die

Why did Jesus die?

Why did Jesus refer to the woman in Matthew 15:26 as a dog?

why did my babby die

why did my boyfriend die?

why did my brother commit suicide?

why did my brother die?

why did my brother have to die?

why did my dad die

why did my dad die so young and unexpectedly

Why did my father die?

Why did my grandparents have to die before i was born?

Why did my husband die?

why did my mom get cancer

why did my mum and dad die

Why did my mum die

why did my mum die

why did my mum die at 39

Why did my priest rape me?

Why did my question get lost? Did you steal it?

why did my step father kill himself

Why did one of your angels appear to Myself and my wife on 18TH OCTOBER 2004 ?

Why did President Bush get to wage war against Iraq?

why did she not make a film about her life so we would know she is real

Why did Steve Bruce not sign Zaki outright for £7.25 million instead of just getting him on a 1 year loan deal??

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the tsunami happen

why did you add so much water?

Why did you allow lenon to die and yoko to live.

Why did you allow malaria, HIV, the common cold, lupus, tuberculosis, and all the other nasty diseases?

why did you allow man to invent religion?

why did you allow melvyn brag to write 'credo'?

Why did you allow the creation of marmite?

Why did you appear to not exist all this time?

Why did you ask Jesus to do your dirty work for you?

Why did you bother creating all those other planets, stars and galaxies only to apparently ignore them and focus us?

why did you bother creating the universe

Why did you bother hiding all the dinosaur bones?

why did you bother to create humans?

Why did you bother with creation?

why did you bring black people in to exictence?

Why did you cause pain and suffering to people in the old testament?

Why did you change your mind on polygamy?

Why did you choose some and not others?

Why did you choose to mentally torture people about their sins? YOU are the one that made them imperfect!

Why did you cock it up so badly?

Why did you condone slavery?

Why did you create a universe that bore no verifiable evidence of your existence?

Why did you create cancer?

Why did you create Christians? They suck!

Why did you create diseases?

Why did you create fossils? Was it some kind of practical joke?

why did you create hell?

Why did you create imperfect bodies?

Why did you create it all, not why is it as it is, but why did you do it?

why did you create life?

Why did you create man

why did you create me

why did you create me?

Why did you create organised religion,and which one is the right one?

Why did you create parasites that bore into children's eyeballs?

Why did you create Richard Gowan? As a joke to buddha?

why did you create so much disease

why did you create something that is imperfect but let everything go to perfection?

Why did you create the abomination that is mankind?

Why did you create the devil

Why did you create the devil?

Why did you create this system in which you make people suffer?

why did you create this World?

why did you create us to be capable of so much evil

Why did you create us? Why are we worth Jesus dying on the cross?

why did you create wasps? There seams absolutely no point in their exsistence.

Why did you decide to manifest on earth in an age when mass communication consisted of three guys on camels?

why did you 'design' so many things badly

Why did you fake your own non-existance?

Why did you get Mary pregnant when she was engagned to someone else, Is'nt that adultery

why did you give us free will

why did you give us free will when you didn't want us to use it?

why did you give us romanov?:p

Why did you give us toenails?

Why did you invent chavs?

Why did you invent cystic fibrosis?

Why did you invent the appendix? It doesnt do anything except cause appendicitis?

Why did you kill a couple of hundred thousand people to punish David for having a census. 2 Samuel 24:15

why did you leave

Why did you leave fossils everywhere?

Why did you leave in charge the worst of humanity, and when will you come back in your spaceship?

why did you let jesus die

why did you let me waste my life ?

Why did you let my Uncle die?

why did you let so many thousands of disabled children be born to lifelong suffering in Turkey? Why are you so cruel?

Why did you let Terry Wogan wee on that tramp? He's dirty.

Why did you let the Bible give the wrong impression of the Earth´s age?

Why did you let the Bible give the wrong impression of the Earth´s age?

why did you let the Holocaust happen ?

Why did you lie to us about when the Earth was created?

Why did you lie to us for so long?

Why did you make earwax taste so bitter?

Why did you make Happy Cat so happy?

why did you make it so difficult for me to believe you existed (especially when you don't)

Why did you make man and woman?

Why did you make man so fallible?

Why did you make me gay ?

Why did you make me gay?

why did you make me get sexually abused ?

why did you make me go through all this?

Why did you make me me?

why did you make me out of monkeys?

why did you make me so ugly?

Why did you make me with two feet? I asked for five but you didn't listen.

Why did you make my dad suffer when he is a good humble man who always helped others selflessly ?

Why did you make my life so difficult and take away everyone who loves me?

Why did you make people want to believe in superstitious mumbo jumbo?

Why did you make some people so weak they can only get through life with the help of an invisible sky fairy?

why did you make spiders?

why did you make such a bad job of designing our planet? tut tut tut. oh forgive me i forgot you worked in misterious ways.

Why did you make the female arse simultaneously so aesthetically pleasing and functionally disgusting?

why did you make the world and then why did you make grief

why did you make the world?

Why did you make those Armenian and Greek monks have a punch up?

why did you make us

Why did you make us in the first place?

Why did you make us?

Why did you make wasps? the only bug with not much of a purpose, why?

Why did you make your believers such arrogant, self important, social misfits. Are you trying to make fun of them?

why did you make your existence so thoroughly implausible?

Why did you murder all the first born in Egypt?

why did you never realise too many colors spoil the rainbow?

Why did you not just...give up and start over? Or is this world just your trash can?

why did you not save me?

Why did you only give proof of your existence in a time when we believed the earth was flat?

Why did you order the killing of children and babies? (I Samuel 15.3)

Why did you overlook all that fascinating stuff about dinosaurs in the bible? That was quite some oversight.

Why did you overtly murder children in Egypt?

Why did you put me here? I want to die.

Why did you say "If you misbehave, God will make you eat your sons and daughters. Deuteronomy 28:53, 28:55 28:56-67? Good god!?

Why did you say "Kill all the men and boys in the cities that God "delivers into your hands," but keep the women for yourself."

Why did you say "Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own." Deuteronomy 17:2-7 Good god!?!?

Why did you say in the old testament that gay people should be killed?

Why did you say that "Children who curse their parents, adulterers, and homosexuals must be killed."

Why did you say that "He whose testicles or privy member are cut off shall not enter unto the kingdom of the Lord"?.

why did you send me to a world controlled by criminals

Why did you send two bears to rip up 42 little children for making fun of Elisha's bald head. 2 Kings 2:23-24?

why did you start all of this?

why did you take away so much I loved

Why did you take Heath Ledger from us? I guess at least he'll get an Oscar now.

why did you take my baby son

Why did you take my beautiful wife and my daughters Mummy from us?

Why did you take my beautiful wife and my daughters Mummy from us?

Why did you take my beautiful wife from us?

why did you take my mum in such a cruel way?

why did you tell Bush to attack Iraq ? And why are most of your followers such royal pains in the butt ?

Why did you tell me to burn the school down? I'm in trouble now because of you.

Why did you test humans with the option of creating an Interest based economic/financial system?

Why did you use natural selection to create us when the outcome is based puerly on adaptation to environment?

why did you wait nearly 2000 years before letting the Aboriginies in on the gig?

Why didnt God stop priests from abusing kids in their care

Why didn't he make everyone earn the same. No one ever come's to work to do a BAD job ?

Why didn't I have a say in being born, and how can I get out?

Why didn't Sunni & Shia stick to making pop records?

Why didnt you answer my last question?

why didn't you give us more evidence?

why didn't you just tell Bush there weren't any WMD and save us all a whole heap of trouble? Eh? Well?

why didn't you make a better job of building the earth?

Why didn't you mention dinosaurs in the bible? That's pretty much the best thing you did. It's gone downhill ain't it?

Why didn't you provide more evidence for yourself?

Why didn't you provide us any evidence?

Why didnt you save the jews at Auschwitz?

why didn't you say hello sooner?

Why didn't you step in and stop Auschwitz happening?

Why didn't your Son at least tell us that the Earth isn't the centre of the universe?

Why do 75% of gay teenagers educated in faith schools report homophobic bullying?

why do a lot of religions insist theirs is superior to others ?

Why do ALL spiritual people misuse ALL spirituality for financial benefit?

why do all the good people in the world the miserable lives?

why do all these other people hear and feel god but i dont?

Why do Atheists rock?

why do babies die

why do bad people live and good people die first

Why do bad things always seem to happen to good people?

why do bad things happen

why do bad things happen to christians

why do bad things happen to good people

why do bad things happen to good people

why do bad things happen to good people

why do bad things happen to good people

why do bad things happen to good people

why do bad things happen to good people

why do bad things happen to good people

why do bad things happen to good people

why do bad things happen to good people

why do bad things happen to good people?

why do bad things happen to good people?

why do bad things happen to good people?

why do bad things happen to good people?

Why do bad things happen to good people?

why do bad things happen to good people?

why do bad things happen to good people?

Why do bad things happen to good people?

why do bad things happen to good people?

Why do bad things happen to good people?

why do bad things happen?

why do bad things happen?

why do bad things happen?

why do bad things happen?

Why do banks only open 4 days a week?

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

why do birds suddenly appear?

why do catholic priests molest young boys?

why do cheese and onion flavoured crisps come in green packets and salt n vinegar crisps in blue packets?

Why do child rapists exist?

why do children die

why do children die of stavation

why do children die?

Why do children die? no parent should ever have to bury their child!

Why do children grow up with the different religions of their parents in different parts of the world ?

why do children have to suffer and die

Why do children suffer?

Why do children who are free of sin, suffer?

Why do chilren get hurt and abused?

why do Christians feel the need to spread hatred.

why do Christians have a relationship with Jesus, why do we need Jesus if we can talk to the head honcho (God)?

why do Christians still lie?

Why do Christians victimise gay people?

why do churches praise you for 'all things bright and beautiful, but forget about why you created things like the Ebola virus?

why do exist ?

Why do good (very young in particular) suffer awful diseases whilst "bad" people do not?

why do good guys finish last?

why do good nonbelievers go to hell?

why do good people die and bad people live

why do good people die horrible deaths and yet bad people seem to go unscathed through life?

why do good people die ie someone,s father dies at 45

why do good people suffer?

Why do good people suffer?

why do have to do what you want?

why do human beings exist

why do human beings exist

why do humans exist

Why do humans have a need to feel their is a supernatural meaning to their lives?

Why do humans kill each other?

Why do I always feel tired at 3 o'clock

why do i exist

why do i exist

Why do I feel I have nothing to look forward to?

why do i feel i need the love of a man

why do I feel incomplete?

why do I feel so alone

why do i feel so alone, even in a room full of people

Why do I feel so alone?

why do i feel so lonely when i am without love?

Why do I feel so lonely?

why do i feel so shit all the time, what have i done to deserve this?

why do i feel unhappy most of the time, when can i feel peace

Why do i feel you even when i struggle to believe?

why do i fill like in constantly being punished and for what?

Why do I find goats so attractive?

Why do I find it so easy to forget to include Him?

why do i find some days so difficult

why do I get myself into stupid situations?

why do I have such a bad life?

why do i have such a low opinion of myself that i will resort to cutting my wrists and going with any guy that's available?

Why do I have the remains of a tail if I didn't evolve?

Why do I have to believe in an imaginary friend instead of trust in my own intelligence?

Why do I have to die because Eve ate the forbidden fruit?

why do i have to feel this low before i ask you for help?

Why do i have to have a humour bypass to join your club?

Why do I have to put up with this God-forsaken advertising shite?

Why do I keep asking you questions?

Why do i like bread

why do i like bread?

Why do I listen to the Archers?

why do i love ettie?

Why do i love someone i am not allowed to love?

why do i naturally want to sin

Why do I never understand?

why do i not believe you are devine?

why do I procrastinate

Why do I see dead people?

Why do I see too many people with no hope?

Why do I sometimes bite the inside of my mouth? That's not all that divine and supposedly I'm created in your image.

why do i still feel alone in this sea of life?

why do i suffer depression

Why do I watch Hollyoaks when I could be doing something more constructive?

Why do illnesses exist?

why do innocent and good people suffer?

why do ladybirds have spots?

Why do little children suffer and die?

why do make new born babies suffer terrible illnesses and then die painful deaths when still so young?

Why do meat-eaters get cancers more often, and die earlier?

Why do men have nipples?

Why do men have nipples?

Why do men make war?

Why do methane hydrates only exist at high pressure and low temperature?

Why do mother's die at 53 of Liung cancer

Why do natural disasters happen, innocent people die, if you supposedly love everyone?

why do natural tragedies happen

Why do nice girls hate me?

why do nice people die

Why do nuns go round in pairs?

why do other religions accept the possibility of other gods, but christians categorically deny them?

why do paedophiles exist?

Why do people believe a god would have any possible use for anything we give him if he can create a race of people in 7 days?

why do people believe in god, despite the total lack of evidence?

why do people believe in u

why do people condemn gays and lesbians since they love each other?

why do people die

why do people die and why is there all this war and no peace

why do people die painfully and why are people evil?

why do people die young from illnesses

why do people die?

why do people die?

Why do people die?

Why do people doubt and have so much anger against religion, if religion is meant to bring peace?

Why do people eat animals?

Why do people fly aeroplanes into buildings in your name?

why do people follow christianity when theres so many flaws in it?

why do people get hurt?

Why do people go hungry in the world

Why do people go to either heaven or hell- surely there's an inbetween

why do people hate each other so much

why do people have other faiths if christianity is right?

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEM

why Do People Have To Die ?

why do people have to suffer

Why do people have to suffer in life?

why do people have to suffer?

why do people judge christians

why do people kill?

why do people like to make others feel bad?

why do people not care?

Why do people of integrity work hard and never seem to get anywhere ?

Why do people pray to you do you suppose? Is it because they think you'll do something for them? Will they never learn?

why do people sin?

why do people struggle financially

why do people suffer

why do people suffer

Why do people suffer ?

why do people suffer and die?

why do people suffer from cancer?

Why do people suffer so much

Why do people suffer so much pain in this world

Why do people suffer?

why do people suffer?

Why do people suffer?

why do people suffer?

why do people suffer?

why do people suffer?

Why do people think that being good is all you have to do to get to heaven?

why do people treat each other so bad?

Why do people treat others like shit?

why do people turn away from God?

why do people who believe in you have a smart answer for everything?

Why do people who work on the sabbath have to be stoned to death? Is that not rather harsh?

why do people worship you if you make their lives a misery?

Why do pret sandwiches contain so much mayonnaise?

why do rapes happen?

Why do religions pray on the weak and lonely?

Why do religious people access more internet porn than non-religious people?

Why do secular countries consistently come out top in studies of happiness and well-being?

why do so many bad things happen in this world, eg: hitler, saddam hussain (9/11) etc etc

why do so many christians still suffer

why do so many countries fight in the name of a god

Why do so many god bothers abuse children?

why do so many good people suffer?

why do so many innocent people die

why do so many natural disasters, eg., tsunami, earthquakes seems to happen in areas of the world where poor people live

Why do so many of your 'followers' disagree with each other and which of them are right?

why do so many people ask stupid qustion

Why do so many people ignore the call of God? How can they not know Him?

Why do so many people need faith? Why cant people be happy with this (life as we know it) why 'must there be more?'

Why do So many people on this earth have to go through so much suffering

Why do so many people starve whilst others die from obesity?

why do so many people suffer

Why do so many religious people give you a bad name?

Why do so many unfortunate things happen to good people?

Why do societies end and why do societies begin at all?

why do some children die in agony often over long periods of time.

Why do some of us have no willpower and self control where others have plenty?

Why do some of your followers prey on the weak and vulnerable?

Why do some people believe complexity and the look of design is proof of design?

Why do some people believe in lots of gods and some in none?

why do some people find happiness,or at least contentment easier than others?

why do some people find lessons from tragedy while others sink deeper into disbelief

why do some people get sick

Why do some people have faiths and some people dont't?

Why do some people have freckles?

Why do some people hurt others when there is no need?

Why do some people read on the crapper?

why do some people seem to have more tradegy in their life and suffer

why do some people suffer?

why do stupid people get away with so much?

Why do the good always die young?

why do the good die young

Why do the people from alpha think that you existing is an "if"?

Why do the promoters of Alpha need to disguise the fact that it's about preaching Christianity?

Why do the religions of the world feel to the need to control and dictate how their members worship?

why do the wheels on the bus go round round round

Why do unbelievers not believe?

Why do uncontrollable facotrs in the world exist

Why do we all exist?

why do we die?

why do we die?

Why do we dream?

why do we exist

why do we exist ?

Why do we exist?

Why do we exist?

Why do we exist?

why do we have a choice?

Why do we have a conscience?

why do we have criminals?

Why do we have disasters that kill millions?

Why do we have diseases?

Why do we have free will?

why do we have pain

why do we have pain and suffering

why do we have poor people?

why do we have to die

why do we have to die and leave people on earth

why do we have to die?

why do we have to get old

why do we have to grow old

why do we have to hate gays so much?

Why do we have to have to genitals to procreate and not just brainwaves?

why do we have toenails?

why do we have wars

Why do we hurt?

why do we live in a world which seems to centre around money?

Why do we live in hell

Why do we lose faith and have to fight for life so hard

why do we love?

why do we need to die.

Why do we need to owrship you?

Why do we need to spend a short lifetime being tested to see if we are worthy of spending eternity in your neighbourhood?

why do we need to worship you?

why do we quarrel so much

Why do we suffer?

Why do you "move in mysterious ways". If you think the horrible things you let happen are OK why not come right out and say so?

why do you allow animal cruelty

why do you allow children to be brutally raped and murdered

why do you allow evil to exist and why do you make us wait until after death to enter your kingdom?

Why do you allow evil to thrive?

Why do you allow homophobia to be so prevalent?

Why do you allow mental illness to blight the lives of sufferers and their families?

Why do You allow needless suffering to occur?

why do you allow pain and death and let people be unhappy

Why do you allow people to ask daft questions?

why do you allow people to rape other people?

Why do you allow shysters like The Alpha Course people to make money out of your name?

why do you allow so much suffering in the world?

Why do you allow so much suffering in the world?

why do you allow so much suffering to happen to decent people, while scum seem to get everything!

Why do you allow some of the most horrible things happen to people?

Why do you allow such evil to exist in the world if you have infinite love for your creation and the power to change it?

Why do you allow such pain and suffering in the world?

Why do you allow such terrible suffering and injustice against innocent people?

Why do you allow such terrible things to happen in the world?

Why do you allow such things as miscarriages to happen good women?

why do you allow suffering

why do you allow suffering

why do you allow suffering

Why do you allow suffering to go on?

Why do you allow suffering?

why do you allow suffering?

Why do you allow the existence of other religions?

Why do you allow war in which children die, yet you will not allow to it rain in Africa to allow them to live

why do you allow wars and suffering?

why do You allow wars in your name?

Why do you allow your creations to suffer so much pain?

Why do you always put women in such lower order than men.

why do you answer prayers from sick people and not from amputees ?

why do you answer prayers from sick people and not from amputees ?

why do you ask me to love jesus? that would be GAY

Why do you behave like the Russell Brand of the universe? All prank and no responsibility.

Why do you blame sin for Baby P when YOU could have prevented the death?

Why do you care so much for us, we just keep messing up?

Why do you cause me so much pain?

why do you cause so much suffering

Why do you cause so much suffering, and cause so many deaths?

Why do you choose to appear non-existant?

Why do you claim to love us and yet let us suffer?

why do you close your eyes when we make love?

Why do you command such horror in the old testament

Why do you continue to insist that you exist?

Why do you continue to require faith to believe in you?

why do you do nothing about the world your priests claim you control and love

Why do you entrust your message to people who are bound to misinterpret it?

Why do you entrust your message to people who have no idea how to prove your existence?

why do you exist

why do you exist

why do you exist, what is your point?

why do you exist?

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why do you exit

Why do you feel the need to be worshiped?

Why do you give us freewill, then punish us for using it?

why do you hate amputees?

why do you hate amputees?

Why do you hate amputees?

Why do you hate amputees? We often hear of serious illnesses being cured, but never of limbs regrowing.

Why do you hate gay people if you made everyone?

Why do you hate Gay people, even though its your fault they exist?

Why do you hate gay people?

why do you hate gays

why do you hate gays?

why do you hate homosexuals?

why do you hate homosexuals?

Why do you hate me so much?

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH? WHY DO YOU PUNISH ME so cruelly?Why is everyone else's love good enough for you but not mine?

WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

Why do you hate so much?

Why do you hate women?

why do you have a beard?

Why do you have all the charisma of an alcoholic, wife beating control freak?

Why do you have such human failings? This neediness for praise and adulation - what's that about?

Why do you have such tyrants representing what you are.

Why do you have your head so far up your ass you cannot see the light?

Why do you hide?

Why do you hide?

why do you ignore the prayers of the disabled?

why do you inflict untold suffering on defensless and blameless children?

Why do you insist on brainwashing for kids instead of letting them make up their own minds?

Why do you insist on people believing in you through faith, rather than through proof? Why so enigmatic?

why do you keep taking my friends away from me?

Why do you leave mountains of evidence around the world and cosmos that leads us the conclusion that you probably do not exist?

why do you let aids babies be born

Why do you let all these abandoned children in Romania and Turkey be tied up? Why are you so cruel?

Why do you let babies die?

Why do you let bad things happen? If you ask me there is no god.

why do you let children suffer

Why do you let destruction and chaos happen?

Why do you let gays live?

Why do you let good people die, my niece died at the age 0f 2 days, how can you explain that?

Why do you let gypsy children in Romania live in poverty having to give their children away? Why are you so cruel?

Why do you let millions of people suffer and die every year?

Why do you let people badmouth us wasps? What's the use of humans?

Why do you let people suffer

Why do you let people suffer from natural disasters

why do you let people sufferwhy can't we live peacefullywhy are you potrayed as racist

why do you let so much evil happen in your name?

Why do you let such ignorant people speak with your name for you!

why do you let the alpha course and similar organisations brainwash people?

Why do you let the religious idiots continue to mess everything up?

why do you let tony blair and his fat ugly greedy wife breathe

why do you let young innocent people die?

Why do you let your followers put obnoxious religious advertising everywhere?

Why do you lie?

Why do you like to be pleased and pleasured by your creations so much?

why do you look like my grandad ? who r ya ?

why do you love me

why do you love me

Why do you love me so much?

why do you love me?

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Why do you love those who loathe themselves?

Why do you love us so much?

Why do you love us?

why do you make it so difficult for people to understand you?

why do you make it so difficult to believe in you

Why do you make it so difficult to believe in you?

WHy do you make it so hard for us sometimes?

Why do you make it so hard to show that you exist?

why do you make life difficult for people

why do you make religion when it causes wars you c***

why do you make us suffer so inproportionately?

Why do you make us suffer?

Why do you make yourself so implausible?

Why do you matter?

Why do you need a fairly tacky website to do your work for you if you're omnipotent? That's just lazy.

Why do you need all the fawning and adulation? Not a good character trait, is it?

why do you need to test our faith?

why do you need us?

why do you not evidence your existence?

why do you not help wen we are ill?

Why Do you not like Gay's?

Why do you not make your existence obvious to everyone?

Why do you not prove your existence?

Why do you not simply use your omnipotent powers to prove to your "children" that you really do exist?

Why do you not stop the devil working his way into people if you are all powerful?

Why do you not talk to me but talk to others?

why do you only make mystical contact with, apparently, Americans?

Why do you only speak through the deluded? Can you not just talk to everyone directly?

Why do you only talk to Jesus, Muhammed, Tony Blair and George W Bush?

why do you prey on the weak and the thick?

Why do you put up with me?

Why do you require people to believe in you, and devote time to praising you?

Why do you say killing is wrong yet kill people yourself (or get others to do it for you)?

Why do you seek to confuse the simple minded? Could it be your human inventors enjoy the power?

why do you send people into this world that try to tell us that they are always right and we are wrong

why do you still get dizzy if you spin round on a chair with your eyes closed?

Why do you suck so much

Why do you take away the people we love the most?

Why do you talk directly to rich televangelists, but others have to phone premium numbers to have prayers answered?

Why do you talk such nonsense?

why do you talk to some people, and not others?

Why do you tell muslims one thing, christians another, and then give everyone guns and tell them to fight for what's right?

why do you think it is right to put us through this world you created when you have never been here?

why do you try so hard to make it look like you dont exist?

why do you want people to believe in you? it appears selfish as your existance causes tension and war.

Why do you want people to die in your name?

Why do you want to be praised all the time?

Why do you waste our time?

Why do you work in mysterious ways rather than thinking things through critically and logically?

Why do your follows allow themselves to be filled with hate when you are apparently so full of love?

Why do your most fanatical followers have such lousy aesthetic tastes?

Why does alpha request 10% of my earnings?

why does bad stuff happen to nice people

why does bad things happen to go good people

Why does bad things happen to good people?huh huh bet you don't know

Why does bad things happen to us?

why does bear grylls stay in hotels and not in the wild?

Why does Chuck Norris kick so much ass?

why does everybody feel pain?

Why does everyone get treat differently? Everyone should be given the same opportunities in life.

Why does everything in the entire Universe act exactly as you would expect it to if you didn't exist?

why does evil exist in the world?

Why does evil exist?

why does evil exist?

why does famine exist?

why does god allow bad things to happen

why does god allow innocent children to suffer abuse from priests ?

Why does God allow little children to die of cancer?

why does God allow pain and suffering in the world

Why does God allow suffering

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Why does God allow sufferingWhy does God hurt people?

why does god cause suffering

Why does God hate amputees?

why does god hate amputees?

why does god hate me

Why does God insist that people waste time worshipping, when they could be doing more important things?

Why does God kill children?

why does god kill innocent people

why does god let people die in natural disasters

why does god let people suffer?

Why does God love me?

Why does God make himself so elusive?

Why does God not see fit to heel amputies?

why does good things happen to bad people

why does gordon bennet always take the flack for you?

why does he allow abortion?

why does he allow all the suffering?

why does he allow fear to hold people back when they witness a fight etc?

why does he allow pain and suffering?

why does he allow suffering

Why does He allow suffering?

why does he allow suffering?

Why does he always take the people who do a lot of good in the world,early in their life?

Why does he ask me for money every time I go to Chuch?

why does He let bad things happen

why does he let bad things happen to innocent people?

why does he let children suffer so much

Why does he let good, innocent peolpe suffer?

WHY DOES HE LET HIS CHILDREN SUFFER?

why does he let the innocent suffer?

why does he love me?

why does he make us suffer?

why does he not come to earth?

Why does he not just show himself right now!

Why does he not just show himself right now?

why does he pick on me

why does he still allow all the suffering to continue

Why does humanity exist

Why does it take a long time for christians prayers to be answered?

WHY Does it take long to ans prayer or why am i surfing and i prayer ever day

Why does Jesus come into my room at night and touch me?

Why does Kenny always die

why does my clio 182 always break?

why does my fart smell?

why does my freezer make the icecream so hard?

Why does my hair change colour?

Why does my local church discourage new Christians from taking the Alpha course?

Why does my question have to be so short?

Why does my Sat Nav keep trying to kill me?

Why does Nicky Gumbel come across in the media as so un-christian?

why does no one like me

WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME

why does nobody understand

Why does Office 2007 crash so much? Oh tell me your magnificence

why does our saviour love us so much

why does people have difficulties to having children

why does so much evil exist in our world? How can I help those affected?

Why does someone feel a need to censor these questions? Shows a distinct lack of faith ;-)

Why does the Alpha Course website question your existance using the word `if'?

why does the bible lie

Why does the bible tell us to kill people who work on the sabbath (Exodus31:15)? If he meant it, why don't we do it?

Why does the pope wear a pointy hat?

why does the universe exist

Why does the vatican deny the existance of the gospel of st thomas?

Why does the world make so much more sense without you?

why does the world spin why cant it just be day all the timeP.S why are all the good lookers russans !!!??

why does the WWE make so much money

Why does there have to be so little direct, visible proof of your existence?

Why does this site have no moderation on it's questions ?

Why does your son's image only appear in fast food, like pizzas and coffee froth, and not in oysters and fois gras?

why doesn`t he stop suffering

why doesnt god come back to earth from the moon.

Why doesn't God do something about the conditions of the world?

why doesn't he make bad christians good?

Why doesn't he make sure that good always wins over evil

why doesnt he prove to me that he exists by showing himself to me. why cant he talk back when i talk to him??

why doesn't my house insurance have a clause on wolves with large lung capacity?

why doesn't my question show immediately,do you need a faster connection?

Why doesn't Santa exist? He's way nicer than you are.

why don't all apes turn into humans

why don't all apes turn into humans

why don't all apes turn into humans?

why dont humans have special powers

why don't I have brests

why don't i spend more time with you?

Why don't people believe you're real?

Why dont people understand that you created us in your likeness! We were given free will. We have the power to change the world!

Why don't some people believe in the Teleological argument?

why don't you answer any of these questions?

why dont you answer my sea of faith question?????

Why don't you answer the prayers of amputees?

why dont you answer these questions on the internet?

why dont you answer?

Why don't you appear to everyone so they see you are real?

why don't you approve of homosexuality

Why don't you defeat the devil?

why don't you do anything against the bad things in the world?

Why don't you do anything when someone's faith needs confirmation of your existence?

Why don't you do anything?

Why don't you do something about the enormous amounts pain and suffering that largely characterise human existence?

Why dont you do something to prove that you exist? Like heal an amputee?

Why don't you ever catch the toast?

Why don't you exist?

why don't you exist?

why dont you exsist?

Why dont you get a real job?

Why don't you get different religions to be more efficient and have their sabbaths on the same day?

Why don't you get off your arse and show us you exist so we can put the whole debate to rest?

Why don't you go jump off a celestial cliff?

Why dont you heal amputees or sufferers from Downs Syndrome?

Why Don't You Help Those Children In Africa?

Why don't you just appear and give us a speech, then perform a miracle or something? I mean, then everyone would believe in you

Why don't you just fix it? why do you bother? and don't you just make people good if you care so much and are all powerful?

Why don't you just prove to the world beyond all questional doubt that you do exist?

why don't you just sod off?

why don't you just sod off?

Why don't you like homosexuals, and why are you such a violent person?Surely we are better than you in a lot of ways.

Why dont you love me

why dont you make everyone believe in you.

why don't you make god top trumps?

why dont you make the world better to live in

Why don't you make yourself obvious to us? so everyone belives, no question, do you want people to go to hell?

Why don't you make yourself visable?

why don't you now?

Why don't you parade around the world like the Pope does?

Why don't you perform any miracles?

Why don't you prove that you exist?

Why don't you prove to me you exist

why dont you prove your existence

why don't you prove your existence in an obvious way?

Why don't you read Dawkins' "The God Delusion?" It's good.

why don't you resign?

Why don't you return to earth and stop all Satan's evil

Why don't you show more of your feminine side ?

Why don't you show yourself

Why dont you show yourself more often to people in the present?

Why dont you show yourself on earth?

why dont you show yourself?

why dont you show yourself?

Why don't you show yourself?

why don't you show yourself?

Why don't you show youself?

why don't you speak to me? because I don't hear you when I pray or anything

why don't you stick up for yourself?

Why don't you stop innocent girls from being raped?

Why don't you stop war?

Why dosent god stop terrorist attacks on civialians?

why earth for population?

Why evil?

Why evil?

Why get so worked up about a stupid golden calf?

Why give humans free will, then condemn us to eternal damnation and hell fire for using it? Not very nice of you, is it?

why give someone a baby then take it away?

Why give us such a short time to live, when there is so much to learn and explore?

Why good people are taken from your life so early

why has christianity killed so many peope in the last two thousand years?

Why has God given me TWO incurable chronic-pain diseases?

why has he created homosexual people if he does not allow them in his church

Why has my friend got a brain tumour

Why has the atheist bus campaign succeeded whilst the alphaposter campaign raised f*** all?

Why has the church become so removed from your original plan?

why has there been so much pain in my life, can you let the joy in now please?

why has this awful thing happened to me?

Why hasn't god shown himself

Why hasn't Jesus come back yet? He said he'd be back within the lifetimes of some of his followers. Has he already been?

Why have drawings in primeavil caves have spacemen on them long before christ?

Why have i not received any answer to my question?

Why have we not found a way to stop using petrol full stop, so that we don't destroy the planet.

Why have you allowed organised religions to hijack natural human emotion and spirituality.

Why have you been hiding for the last two thousand years?

Why have you ceased to exist? "Did" implies past tense. Has the church finally come to the conclusion that God is dead?

why have you created an imperfect world?

why have you given no verifiable evidence of your existance

Why have you gone to such extreme lengths to make it appear as though you do not exist?

Why have you gone to such lengths to make it appear as though you do not exist?

Why have you got such a problem with gay people?

why have you got such massive self esteem problems when you're omnipotent?

Why have you hidden yourself and caused untold suffering

why have you made it look like you dont exist?

why have you made this money.

Why have you messed everything up.

Why have you never given any indication that you do indeed exist?

why have you not just simply come down and said look i'm here so behave

why have you not made yourself known to people? If you did, we would have no need to ask 'If God did exist...'

why have you not made yourself known to people? If you did, we would have no need to ask 'If God did exist...'

why have you not reclaimed the earth from the judges?

Why have you shown us absolutely zero verifiable proof of your "existence" over thousands of years?

Why have you taken so many of my family so young?

Why haven't atheists got anything better to do with their time than come to an alpha course website?

why haven't you answered any of these questions,do you only speak koptic?

why haven't you given peter stringfellow any insight?

Why haven't you stopped me from becoming the person I am today?

Why he allowed the infidels, theives and agents of deception to run the Alpha course and tarnish his true name? Allah Akhbar!

why he allows so much suffering

why he created disasters

why he doesn't prove he exists to richard dawkins

why he lets evil prevail

why her? why this way? why now?

why holocaust

Why i am here?

why i could have never had a mom

why i dont have a willy

why i live

why 'if god did', aren't you sure either?

why if miracles have happened why isn't there is no proof of any amputee being cured?

Why if the bible is the word of god dosn't it tell the truth about reincarnation That in fact everyone has many past lives

why in the old testament do you encourage murder, even of children?

Why is all religion sexist?

Why is Athiesm and Christianity so alike?

why is barney the dinosaur so annoying?

Why is bear grylls such a jerk?

why is dog your name inverted?

why is earth hell

Why is everyone getting so selfish?

why is everyone so lost?

WHy is everything about a leap of faith?

why is god such an ignorant supreme being?

why is harry potter seen as satanic?

why is he dishing out all this crap at me?

why is he dishing out all this crap at me?

Why is he making me endure chronic pain?

Why is he so evil, thoughtless, and hell bent on creating hatred amongst as many people as possible?

why is he so silent when we try and seek Him?

Why is it a virtue to ignore evidence and reason?

Why is it easier to be bad than to be good?

Why is it everytime I want a relationship with you, my life seems to get worse and bad things happen to me?

Why is it everytime I want a relationship with you, my life seems to get worse and bad things happen to me?

why is it hard to know for sure if someones gifts are really from you?

why is it human nature to only see the bad things and be blind to the good?

why is it like this

Why is it not okay to ask for proof you exist? Surely that would prevent so much bloodshed?

Why is it said, "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him!"?

Why is it so difficult to tell people that Jesus is our saviour when if God can do anything,He could make people believe?

Why is it so hard to remember you are always with me when I feel afraid?

why is it so hard write my sermon

Why is it that bad things always happen to good people

Why is it that bad things always happen to good people?

why is it that bad things happen to good people

Why is it that Derek Accorah can see ghosts and I can't?

Why is it that no religion embraces everyone, but only those who share the same faith?

Why is it that nothing i want to happen does?

Why is it that there is a positive correlation between religiosity and other superstitious beliefs and behaviours? Touch wood.

Why is it that when i pray to you -- although i'm not christian but a open-minded enough to try -- nothing ever happens?

why is it that with all our rational thinking we still question our faith?

Why is it that you clearly don't exist?

Why is it that, having demanded several times to be struck down by lightning if you do actually exist, I still exist?

Why is Liam so grumpy?

Why is life full of problems and sorrow and just a few moments of joy?

why is life hard?

why is life so cruel

why is life so difficult

Why is life so difficult?

why is life so difficult?

Why is life so hard

why is life so hard

why is life so hard?

why is life so mundane?

Why is life so shit.

why is life so short

why is life sometimes hard?

why is love so hard to find?

why is my brother in law who is a devout practicing Catholic so poorly and awaiting a liver transplant?

why is my dad suffering ?

why is my heart so heavy with the worries of life, can you really lighten the load?

why is my life so crap

why is my life so sad and lonely!

why is my life so shit

why is my life sooooo shit??

Why is my life such a pile of poo?

why is my mum a nutter?

Why is my question not showing up on this Alpha site so that you can answer it?

why is my son so unhappy?

why is pie so tasty?

why is proof of your existence not self-evident?

why is religion the cause of so many deaths and wars?

why is religion the death sentence for mankind

Why is religion used to divide the human race while simultaneously making individuals surrender their right to free-thought?

Why is Ronaldo such a cheat?

why is science winning the war between itself and religion?

why is science winning the war?

why is sex before marriage soooo good?

why is so many inocent people dying

Why is some gay and others not?

Why is the Alpha course so smug?

Why is the alpha poster campaign donation page stagnant? Are there no Believers?

Why is the answer 42?

why is the arch bishop of canterby clearly not christian?

Why is the atheist bus campaign making so much money?

why is the bible a lie

Why is the bible full of contradictions and errors?

Why is the Bible full of lies, holes and contradictions?

Why is the Bible so boring?

why is the church so obsessed with money?.

Why is the god of the old testament so evil?

Why is the grass green?

Why is the milkman always late these days?

why is the no more proof for god than santa and why is the so much physical evidence in contrary to the bible

why is the quality of light so different in st ives?

Why is the question "If God Did Exist What Would You Ask?" ? What is the proof that God desn't exist?

why is the sky blue?

why is the story of your life the same as others e.g horus, mithras....?

Why is the vatican so rich if it really beleives in giving its wealth to the poor?

why is the world just as it would be if you did not exist?

Why is the world set up so as to maximise the suffering of children?

Why is the world so confusing?

Why is the world so messed up

why is the world so unfair

WHY is the world such a mess

Why is the world such a mess?

why is their so much turmoil in the world today

why is their suffering in the world to those who are good?

why is there crualty in the world

why is there evil

why is there evil

why is there evil in the world?

why is there evil?

why is there famine, war, hatred and suffering in such abundance in the world?

why is there global suffering?

Why is there hatred associated with Christianity?

why is there jews in gateshead

Why is there no cure for OCADD?

Why is there no cure for OCADD?

why is there no evidence at all to suggest you exist

Why is there no evidence for your existence?

Why is there no other historical records of Jesus other than the Bible?

Why is there no proof of your existance?

Why is there not a shred of evidence for your existence?

Why is there pain in the world?

why is there pain in the world?

why is there pain?

why is there poverty

why is there racism?

why is there really so much suffering?

why is there so little charisma to attract people to Christian belief?

Why is there so many contradictions in god & any religion?

why is there so many religions

why is there so much bad stuff going on

Why is there so much bigotry and racism in the world?

why is there so much death and destruction in the world?

why is there so much death in the world?

why is there so much depression in the world today?

Why is there so much evidence to disprove you?

why is there so much evil and suffering in the world?

why is there so much evil in the world

Why is there so much evil in the world, when god was supposed to be so nice?

why is there so much evil in the world?

why is there so much hate

why is there so much hatred in the world

why is there so much inequality and suffering in this world

why is there so much pain going on in this world.? and for what reason

why is there so much pain in life

Why is there so much pain in the world?

why is there so much poverty

why is there so much poverty and starvation in the world

Why is there so much sorrow in the world?

why is there so much strife in the world?

why is there so much suffering

why is there so much suffering

why is there so much suffering

why is there so much suffering

why is there so much suffering

why is there so much suffering and wars in the world and why cant you stop or prevent them?

why is there so much suffering in the world

why is there so much suffering in the world

why is there so much suffering in the world to innocent people

Why is there so much suffering in the world?

Why is there so much suffering in the world?

Why is there so much suffering in the world?

why is there so much suffering in the world?

why is there so much suffering in the world?

why is there so much suffering on the world

why is there so much suffering?

why is there so much suffering?

Why is there so much suffering?

why is there so much violence and suffering

Why is there something instead of nothing?

why is there starvation and floods ect. everywhere?

Why is there such a lack of historical veracity for the existance of Jesus? Did he actually exist?

why is there such a need to keep going?

Why is there such evil in the world?

why is there suffering

why is there suffering

why is there suffering

why is there suffering

why is there suffering

Why is there suffering

Why is there suffering and inequality?

Why is there suffering in out world?

why is there suffering in the world

why is there suffering in the world

why is there suffering in the world

why is there suffering in the world

Why is there suffering in the world?

why is there suffering in the world?

Why is there suffering in the world?

why is there suffering in this world

why is there suffering?

why is there suffering?

why is there suffering?

why is there suffering?

why is there suffering?

Why is there suffering?

why is there war

why is there war

Why is there war

why is there war?

why is they so much suffering in the world

Why is this world raging in war!?

why is wearing a condom so bad that the pope condems millions to death by refusing to condone there use?

why is weed illegal

Why is your church so fragmented ?

Why isn't Frank Skinner on the telly anymore?

why isnt god more evident in day to day life?

Why isnt god visible?

why isnt he here now

why isnt it easy?

why isn't keith chegwin funny?

why just when things start to look like right for a change does it all go wrong again

why let evil exsist

why let men, in your name, kill, mame and slaughter during the inquisition?

Why let relatively sinless people die condemned to hell, where you save hideous sinners after new found Christian belief?

why life

why life only exists on earth and not in other planets?

Why make Christinity so bad that you have to threaten people with hell to make them believe?

why make god a supernatunal myth?

why make me so sad

why make sex in such a way that there are issues regarding a woman's modesty and virginity?

why make the stars?

Why make them rely on blind faith?

why make us struggle?

Why may a blind or lame person (Lev 21) not act as a priest? And if they may, why did you not retract the order?

why me

why me

why me

why me

why me

why me

why me

Why me did you choose me?

Why me?

why me?

why me?

Why Me?

why me?

why me?

why me?

Why must animals suffer, when they cannot sin?

Why must some fail, to make others succeed?

Why musteth thine followers in certain of thine churches speaketh sucheth?

why my life is the way it is?

why nasty people become sucessful

why no evidence for it's existence is manifest?

Why not come back?

why not make yourslef publicaly known earlyer?

why not more women?

Why not reveal yourself, simultaneously, to every person on earth?

why oh why

Why on earth did you create faith if it brings evil into the world?

Why on earth do you allow people in Africa and other parts to die of starvation when the west gets fat on processed food?

Why on Earth would you chose to make life miserable for all of us while you laugh out loud in your place of existence?

WHy people are not allowed to remain in heaven and must come to earth.

why people are starved in some country?

why people belive in him then

why people do not believe in one GOD.

why people don't unify and only pray you God? when would you come to earth and light believers hearts...?

Why people work so hard?Did God work hard?

why poverty

Why prayer?

why pretend to exist?

why punish eve

Why religion? Why is it difficult to be content with our ignorance about the beauty and wonder of life?

Why sausages?

why say we have free choice when you also condem us to life in hell if we dont follow you

Why Should I answer to you?

Why should I become a Christian and believe in God?

Why should I believe in the existence of Christians?

why should i believe in you ?

why should I believe in you?

Why should I believe that you exist?

Why should i believe, when nothing makes me need to believe?

why should i love my spritual brothers and sisters more then my human family?

Why should I take any notice of you?

Why should I take any notice of you?

why should I worship you

why should i worship you?

why should two, two year old children fall in a neighbours pond then one die and one live

Why should we allow politicians to put faith in any deity above faith in humanity?

WHY SHOULD WE LIVE IF THE DESTINATION IS DEATH?

why should we suffer in this life to make our next lives better?

why should we worship

Why should you punish people for eternity in hell for not believing in you and yet not prove you're there?

Why shouldn't I be here?

why so many different types of church? was this your intention or has it complicated things?

why so much evidence against the existance of god?

why so much suffering

Why so much suffering

why so much suffering

Why so serious?

Why so shy ?

Why so unrelentingly brutal?

Why some and not others?

why some people are born poor and some as rich?

Why stop the Tower of Babel being built, yet not the international spacestation?

Why such a large universe if you are only interested in one species on one planet.

why such hunger in the world

why suffering

why suffering

Why suffering and illness on earth ?

why suffering in the world through natural disasters

why the beard?

why the hell am I talking to you ? if I claimed I was talking to any other invisible friend, I'd be locked up and rightly so !

why the hell did it all start?

why the IF

Why the innocent?

Why the lack of evidence?

Why the more you try, the more difficult everything is?

why the mosquitos? I mean, clearly you like mass murder.

why the pain

why the suffering

Why the suffering?

why the suffering?

why there are floods in the world?

why there are so many conflicts taken place between different religions?

why there is so much pain and death in the world?

why there is so much suffering in the world

Why there is so much undeserved suffering in the world, for example children born with debilitating conditions.

why theres so much pain?

Why things that happen in my head are more real than those that happen in my real life?

why those who didn't get any opportunity to hear of the gospel still have to go to hell?

Why try to be like the eldest son?

Why use the phrase "IF" God existed - are you not sure?

why war

why was i born into such a miserable family

why was I born so poor? I can not stay in London for my Ph.D course because of poverty

Why was I born without a soul?

why was i brought to earth?

Why was Jesus depicted as being white?

Why was my friend, who was a great guy, killed at age 23 when General Pinochet, who killed over 3000 people, lived until 91?

why was my grandad taken away from me

why was st non made a saint

Why was the burning bush not in agony?

why was the human race made to be so destructive.

why was the tree of good and bad in the garden of eden

Why was there nothing decent left in the canteen this lunchtime?

Why wasps?

why wasps?

why we are here

why we are so loved?

why we die

why we have God

why we need God

Why were drugs invented?

why were humans created

Why were we born to this world by the paticular people and what is the purpose of this life?

Why were we created?

Why were you so good at hiding yourself?

Why were you wrathful and jealous in the Old Testament but then kind and loving in the New Testament?

why when i try to do so much good for others, i see nothing but evil in return

why when life feels like its going alright it goes wrong

why why why delilah

Why why why, Delilah?

Why will you not print everything that is wrote in this box!!.. only showing the kiddy questions.. total waste of resources.

Why will you not show yourselves to us?

why willthe church not accept the non canonical gospels

Why won't he help amputees?

Why won't my brother grow a bowl haircut?

why won't my dad let me have a laptop?

Why won't my jumper dry more quickly?Why isn't there an abercrombie and fitch store in Portsmouth?

Why won't you fund the Vulcan for next year?

Why won't you just show yourself?

Why won't you let Everton win the league?

why wont you speak to me?

Why would an all knowing God have to correct his literal and perfect Old Testament in the New Testament? Oopsie!

why would anyone play money for such complete and utter bollocks ?

why would god need a son??

why would he allow anyone he loves to go to hell

Why would something so great want to create something so flawed?

Why would there be war if you were all loving

why would you allow people to use your name to excuse destroying the life you created in your image

Why would you chose not to reveal yourself (thus preventing immeasurable bloodshed)?

why would you give man free will when you knew that society would end up the way it is now?

Why would you let horrible things happen?

why would you let your son church be mislead by people who didn't follow his teachings?

Why would you make Christian rock bands so boring?

Why would you punish me for not believing in you, when you created me such that I can't believe in you?

Why would you think for me when I can think for myself?

Why wouldnt you let that disabled boy in Turkey go out and be in the sun? Why are you so cruel?

why you god?

Why, if he or she did or does exist, don't we have any pictures of him or her like other religions do?

Why, if I love rock and roll, do I have to put another dime in the juke box baby?

Why, if we were made in your image, are homosexuals persecuted?

why, if.

why, if.

Why, oh mighty god, have you never seen fit to regrow the limb of any amputee, ever, no matter how devotedly they prayed?

Why, oh why, do you answer prayers from sick people, but not from amputees?

why, when all the cards of my life seem stacked in your favour, do i still doubt, all the time, relentlessly and unproductively?

Why, when everything starts to go right, does it all come crashing down before we can enjoy it?

Why, when given the gift of free will, do us mortals make a total hash of choosing the correct option?

Why, when my heart stopped for four minutes while in Afghanistan, did I see nothing?

Why, with your knowlege, did you allow conflicting religions to exist?

why. Oh why. Delilah

Why...Just why?

why.do you allow so much hate in this world ?

Why? What is the point of all of this?

Why? Why does what we believe cause so much pain and suffering in the world?

why??? WHY???how do I save them??

why?and what for?

whyd did u take my dad away from me?

why's there suffering

Wiil this wind be so strong as to lay low the mountains of the earth?

Will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark?

Will all children go to heaven?

will all monty python fans go to hell? Great!

will all my questions be answered?

Will Aston Villa EVER win the Premiership?

will aston villa win the fa cup

Will Birmingham City FC win anything before I die?

Will Christians go to hell if you turn out to be a Muslim, and vice versa?

Will England EVER win the world cup again? (Moan)

will everton win the champions league?

Will Frazier Campbell live up to the hype?

will gary get his passport in time?

will god come into my life

Will God reset the earth once we have eliminated disease and stopped ageing?

Will Harry Redknapp do unto Tottenham what he did unto Portsmouth?

will he help me win the lottery

will humankind live forever ?

Will humans evolve in time to save themselves?

will i be pretty, will i be rich?

will i be rich

will i be rich

Will I be unemployed until I die?

will i become successful?

will i ever be rich

Will i ever be with the person i love?

Will i ever be with the person i love?

will i ever change?

Will i get a girlfriend?

will i get what i want?

will i go far in life

Will I go to Heaven or will I go to Hell?

Will I go to heaven?

will i go to heaven?

Will I go to heaven?

Will I go to hell if I don't believe in religion?

will i go to hell?

Will I go to the space travel ?

will i have a successful life

will i live again?

will i live again?

will i live again?

will i live again?

will i live again?

will i live again?

will i live again?

will i live again?

will i live again?

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will i live again?

will i live again?

will i live to see old age, or have you other plans for me?

Will i marry and be happy

will i open an account today?

will i recover and lead a productive life

will i see my father

will i succeed in life?

Will I win the lottery?

Will it all be ok in the end?

will it be ok in the end?

Will it blend?

Will it rain on Sunday?

Will Liverpool ever actually win the Premiership again?

will my father ever come back?

Will my father ever wake to up the fact that you haven't healed his hearing?

will my mum get better?

Will people stop ever suffering from deseases?

will robin have me back

Will Ronaldo play tonight>

will ruud be the right one

will someone come up with a 'how long is a piece of string theory'?

Will Spurs get relegated this year?

will swansea beat cardiff?

Will the Large Hadron Collider find you and are you worried about it?

will the lhc ingeneva bring about the end of the world as predicted in Daniel and spoke of by Jesus

will the new guns n roses album be worth the wait?

will the royal wing-nut get to be king?

Will the series "Lost" ever make sense?

Will the world end when they use the atom smasher and end up creating a black hole?

Will the world ever end?

Will there be a Shrek 4?

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

will this weeks joke be funny?

will u go out with me

Will we, your children, ever be able to live up to your name?

will wolves get promoted this year

will you accept me?

will you answer this question?

Will you be boarding the atheist bus?

Will you buy me some Agent Provocateur underwear?

Will you ever abandon me, even when i fail continuesly?

Will you finally reveal yourself in the LHC?

will you get me breakfast in bed tomorrow morning please?

will you heal me?

will you help me change my life

will you help me?

will you make my wife better?

Will you marry me?

Will you marry me?

will you marry me?

will you offer me salvation?

Will you please go away?

Will you please stick to superstition and ritual and leave morals and ethics to the rest of us?

Will you promise not to smite the atheist bus?

Will you tell me with European Lottery numbers when it's a rollover at £100,000,000 please?

with jesus dieing on the cross how does that take our sins away???

Would a hippopotamus really win in a fight with a great white shark?

would Alpha stop shoving religious rubbish through my door?

would ask him to strenghten me spiritually and protect me and my family.

would god approve of the alpha course?

would going to an alpha course really help me to get to know you?

Would i become famous on youtube?

Would visiting planets in other solar systems be worth the trip?

would you agree that for a lot of unbelievers, it is fear that separates them from you?

would you keep me safe on a plane even if i didnt pray and ask you to?

Would you like me to give you a haircut?

Would you like some anger management sessions to help you cope with your wrath?

Would you like some toast?

would you like to come for a drink with me and some friends

Would you like to make a donation to the Atheist Bus Campaign?

Would you please go away and uninvent yourself. As fantasies go, you are a miserable failure.

would you please stop looking at me while I am in the shower?

would you really have the courage to question god?

Would you want to come back here 'to earth' if you had the choice ?

WTF?

WTF?

WTFBBQ?

wy dont you stop horrible things from happening

Xbox 360 or Ps3?

y cant i have money

y do I keep being drawn to religion?

y dont you awnser my preyrs

Yesterday I taught a male colleague to use the fax machine. Does 1 Timothy 2:12 mean I'm going to Hell?

you are ?

you are asking all these questions but can we now see the answers too plz!

You are charged with genocide, waging aggressive war and crimes against humanity. How do you plead?

you are liar..i need help but you did not help me..why?

You are meant to have created the world, how come you created it with all the evil that is around today?

You are reputed to have a sense of humour. Is that your excuse for Sarah Palin?

you are supposed to be all knowing and all powerful - victoria climbie was tortured to death in your name - why let this happen?

you are taking the piss right?

You ban clergy from having sex, but seem to be OK with them touching children. Why is this?

You can do anything, why don't you answer the prayers of an amputee?

You can't ask a question of an entity that doesn't exist, therefore by default isn't this question invalid!

You do not help people you just watch them die so what is your point in life?

You don't exist do you?

you god?

you had the opportunity and the means to make 'man' a perfect being, why did you choose to make him so imperfect?

You have just been having a laugh with all these Christians really havnt you, go on, admit it :-)

You know in the song "I would do anything for love...but i wont do that" what is that?

You left a message on my answering machine, but no return number. How should I contact you?

You love all of us now, but what happens on judgement day? Will you still love those who do not choose you?

You made us in your image, but you did not make us to be your 'puppets'. Why do people always blame you for Man's faults?

You selfish, selfish bugger you. Why the hell do you put up with churches?

You still don't get it, do you?

you still haven't answered, are you simon bishop?

You suck, tell me in 1000 words or more why?

you, jesus, holy spirit... it's just schizophrenia, yes? (I'm also thinking satan's in there too!).

You're not actually real are you? You, or the thought of you, only exist in peoples hearts and minds.

You're rubbish aren't you? Time to give up.

You're supposed to be omnipotent but why did you do nothing and let so many people die in the Tsunami a few years ago?

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